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tour announcements be like “ticket sales in 24 hrs!! you shouldve applied for presale yesterday!! tickets are $900 btw!!” LIKE FUCK YOUUU

What would make you react like this???

@Fw_cabasa Fb

6 meals a day? Nah. I’d happily eat my girl that often if she wanted.

“CAn You CoOk AnD cLeAn” Can you mount a tv? Change the tiling? Change a tyre? Build a shed? Fix a sink? Fit a new shower? tf😭😭

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure🙃

mcdonald’s will “anything else?” you every 3 seconds 😭 can you wait a mcminute, damn

Popeyes, we wanted Don Julio lemonade 😭 why would y’all put it in the chicken?

someone survived a plane crash and got airlifted to a trauma center. imagine finally escaping the plane just for them to put you on another aircraft 😭

Niggas get into fashion & start calling shirts, “pieces” nigga just say shirt😭😭

Someone stole my debit card info and spent $700 at Barnes & Noble in New York. What kind of academic thug behavior is this 💔💔💔

Your car sliding in the snow is so crazy. U just sit there like wow this is where it ends😅😅

I remember someone saying they buy gifts for both of their kids on the others birthday, so no feels left out & that’s another mf problem I got. Not teaching your kids that everything won’t always be for or about them. & learning how to celebrate others💭💭

It sucks that you have to “get ready for bed” right before going to bed. I wish I could brush my teeth and wash my face at like 6pm and then just snack and watch movies til I fuckin drop😩😩

You’re outside just enjoying fresh air and then here comes a cigarette smoker. Now we’re all participating in your bad decisions.

Getting stuck behind lottery people at the gas station while you’re just trying to buy water is a form of torture

Pregnancy is really unnecessary. Can’t women just lay eggs and cover them with a blanket till they hatch??

Deodorant getting kinda pricey..

Uber sends notifications like "hello want to take an Uber right now?" No thanks, buddy. It's more for when I need to go somewhere

why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with u😭😭

i’m shameless bout liking a tweet and then also liking a quote that challenges it if both make sense to me lmaooo.

Who tf declines calls and text“wassup?”💔💔😁 Me