Georgio's pizza

@susancrabtree Well, maybe he got locked out of his room and was trying to keep warm.

🚨🚨 SECRET SERVICE SCOOP: Here's the mug shot and arrest affidavit for the Secret Service Uniformed Division officer who was arrested just after midnight Monday morning on charges that he was naked and masturbating in a Doubletree hotel hallway near the Miami airport. Police allegedly caught him literally with his pants down in the act, according to the arresting affidavit. The Secret Service officer, John Andrew Spillman, had just assisted in providing security to President Trump over the weekend at the PGA tour at Trump's golf course in Doral, Fla. Spillman faces misdemeanor indecent exposure charges. Former Rep. Jason Chaffetz @jasoninthehouse, who spent years investigating the Secret Service as House Oversight Committee chairman, tells me the agency has a serious hiring and vetting problem as it struggles to deal with manpower issues. "There's a lot of good, heroic people there, but they were advertising [for agents and officers] on pizza boxes in the Washington, DC area -- come join the Secret Service." "And I've met some of those [who responded to the] pizza box-ads, and suddenly they're in the White House with a gun guarding the president. It's that bad."

@HistoryUnd His seasonings are still the best!

Paul Prudhomme outside K-Paul's Louisiana Kitchen in New Orleans, 1979.

@glennbeck @cabocynde Awesome

I want to tell you the story of a young woman who you have probably never heard of. Her name is Mary Anne. She was born on a remote island in Scotland, where life was harsh and unforgiving. On May 2, 1930, when she was 18 years old, she got on a boat headed for Ellis Island to start a new life. She arrived here 11 days later. She wasn't chasing fame, riches, or power. She came for the unique opportunity that America offered. Her sister was already here and had found a job as a maid. So, Mary Anne MacLeod joined her, listing her occupation as “domestic” on her Ellis Island immigration papers. She came to America knowing that she would clean the houses and toilets of the wealthy families in New York. She and her sister lived and worked hard through the worst days of the Depression. And she persevered. Six years later, she married a man named Fred. He was the son of German immigrants. Then In 1942, she became a citizen. Mary and Fred would end up having five children: two daughters and three sons. One of those sons, they named Donald. A woman who came here as a maid, the lowest of jobs, would raise a son who would change the very skyline that greeted his mother when she arrived at Ellis Island. After that, he would become the 45th and 47th President of the United States. There is no other country in the world where a woman can arrive with nothing, and in ONE generation, her son would lead the entire world. For America’s 250th anniversary, I wanted to present President Trump with this painting I did, and then I ran out of time and talent. So, I asked a good friend of mine, Mike Malm, to help me finish it. This is how I envisioned her coming into the United States. Mary Anne MacLeod Trump should be a household name. Her story is everything that is great about America.

@susancrabtree It's no qwonder they cant shoot straight.

🚨🚨MORE BREAKING EXCLUSIVE SECRET SERVICE NEWS: Secret Service Uniformed Division officer Arrested for Masturbating Naked in Hotel Hallway A Secret Service Uniformed Division officer was arrested early Monday for allegedly masturbating naked on the sixth floor of the DoubleTree hotel near the Miami airport. Police arrested John Spillman, 33, shortly after midnight Monday morning after hotel security called them. Officers with the Miami Dade Sheriff’s office responded and caught him in the act, according to the arrest affidavit. A victim told police that she was in the lobby when Spillman allegedly followed her and another upstairs and immediately entered a room “because she was in fear for their lives.” “The victim saw the defendant masturbating next to their hotel room,” according to the arrest affidavit. A judge has set bail at $1,000 and scheduled a hearing for May 27.

@attackdogX Tell your son the X crowd is proud of him!

Last week, My son was driving down the road, close to his job. All of a sudden, right in front of him, a minivan slams into a little hatchback car with an old lady inside. The car spins around like a top and then lands completely on its driver side with the lady trapped. He said watching that was the longest seconds of his life, like something you see in a movie. My son parks his truck and runs to her, he can hear her screaming. He’s the first one on the scene. He tries opening the passenger door, but it’s crushed in & jammed. So my son climbs through the hatchback of her car just to get to her. He said he didn’t want to try moving her because he didn’t know what her injuries were, so he just stayed there with her, held her hand and kept talking to her. The man in the mini van who hit her was outside on the phone with 911 and dispatch was telling him to tell my son “keep talking to her, just keep talking to her”. My son stayed with her until the paramedics arrived and they told my son to hold the ladies’s hair up so they could put the neck brace on her. Then they had to smash the windshield in order to get the lady out of the car. I suppose that was declared the best way rather than attempting to pull her out the back. My son shielded her from the glass that was falling all inside of the vehicle. They got the lady out & she is recovering in the hospital. She’s got a head injury & a bad hip, but she’s gonna be ok 🙏 I’m just so glad my son was there to comfort her in such a scary situation. My son said she kept asking “God why?” So my son was quoting Bible scripture to her to help keep her calm. She asked him his name and thanked him. Be safe out there, yall & look out for one another 🙏

@BreannaMorello That is sad!

🚨SAD NEWS🚨 Scott Adams ex-wife and caretaker Shelly Miles has passed away. Miles took care of Adams during his final days. The circumstances surrounding her death are unknown. Her family is asking for privacy during this difficult time.

@attackdogX Well, maybe it's her confidence!

I present to you: Miss Vermont, Hannah Roque. She will be representing her state in the Miss America pageant.

@ShannonMFHill How much time difference from home?

Hello from Ljubljana Slovenia!🇸🇮

You're hired!

@Iamtammytavares I saw her at the Grand Ole Opre

Does anyone remember Minnie Pearl from Heehaw? Does anyone remember Heehaw?

@ShannonMFHill See if you can find the travel van from the movie Stripes. It'll get you there.

I swear we have the worst luck when it comes to travel! Made it all the way to Frankfurt and because immigration lines were so long we missed our one hour flight to our final destination in Slovenia! Should have been there 7 hours ago - ugh! They rerouted us through Zurich (hello Switzerland!) and we will finally get to our hotel a full 13 hours after planned. 🙄

Good morning my friends. I woke up early this morning then fell asleep on the couch. Time to get cracking after one more cup of coffee. Have a happy Sunday!

@1BethDutton Ill try using Lens

@1BethDutton Those are beautiful. Do you happen to know the name?

Meet the World’s Happiest Little Neighbor! Ever feel like the world needs a little more sunshine? Say hello to the Quokka, quite literally the "happiest animal on earth!" Who Is This Precious Little Guy? The quokka is a small, herbivorous marsupial native to Rottnest Island in Western Australia. These adorable creatures have become world-famous for their naturally "smiling" faces and their incredibly curious and friendly nature. Personality & Demeanor Fearless & Friendly: Unlike many wild animals, quokkas are remarkably trusting and often hop right up to human visitors to say hello! Foodies at Heart: They’re always on the lookout for a snack (though it’s important to remember they have a special diet and we shouldn't feed them human food!). Perpetual Optimists: That iconic "smile" is actually a result of their jaw structure and a way to help them cool down, but it perfectly matches their gentle and inquisitive personality. Why Interaction Is So Special Getting to interact with a quokka is a truly rare and heartwarming experience. It’s not every day you get to be so close to a wild animal that seems just as happy to see you as you are to see them! Whether they’re curiously checking out your camera or just hanging out nearby while you enjoy the island scenery, quokkas have a magical way of melting your heart and reminding us of the simple joy in nature.

A man spends 50 years teaching at MIT. He knows his time is running out. So he records one last lecture — everything he knows, distilled into a single hour. He died 5 months later. This is that lecture. The most important hour you'll watch this week. 👇 Bookmark it for later

@TJandCasper Knowing what yall meant to each other, he would be happy for you.

He’s at my sons house. I haven’t had the heart to go get him yet.

@Pixie1z Well, maybe we start giving target practice. Problem solved.

What should be the penalty?

@TJandCasper That is onecute fella!

He’s been in 14 states so far

@ShannonMFHill Im old enough. I need one.

@georgiopensacol Remote control with painters tape covering all of the buttons you don’t need to push. 😂

This is actually fairly genius! I’m doing this the next time my mom comes for a visit. 🙌