El Jeffe

@Jassmini2 You’re young and beautiful

I may be ugly and old nun but: I text back in less than 5 sec. I'm funny 😂 I eat 🍌

@NoDMsPerfavore Spend it

No one is around…What would you do if you find this?

@_StonersRUs_ Runner

What do you call this? 🤔

@creepydotorg Dusk to Dawn

Very few people remember this place…

@Jassmini2 Hey girl

Everyone thinks I have a boyfriend because I am a delivery driver. But the reality is: I am very lonely. Can you say “Hi” to fix my day? 😔 It’s been a long week simple “hi” would make my…

@femalebodybuil6 B

Would you be happy to shake former President Obama’s hand if you met him in person? A. Yes B. Absolutely not

@Geniustechw Yep

ICE deports a woman in Laredo, Texas, who’s been living illegally in the US for 39 years. Did you proudly vote for this ?

@janninereid1 Commie

I honestly don't know much about her but from what I've seen lately I'll say annoying. 🫤🤣

@WorkElizab Vacuum cleaner outlets, carry the hose and wand around. Hook your hose to the hole

Random covered holes in walls throughout the house, this house was made in the 60s if that helps.

@Icuckoldress_Cu @moonloverwitch She probably would take them all

My girl wants a room full of men to take her like this. How many do you think it'll take to make her tap out?

@calitafire @moonloverwitch You'd have to be gay if not

Would you date a 38 year old woman with a big bush?

@alaska_godosiyo Yes, my wife is half Cherokee

Say "Yes" if we are really beautiful 🪶

@MandyStanford3 Looks like a hot beef injection!!!!

Yeah I need help😶

@atensnut Willie

Taken in a Texas bar in the 70’s. Who is this famous man?

@Die_Anneliese You’re in my generation, so absolutely yes

Is my age a problem? I’m 58 born in 1968 🤷‍♀️

@raissabellinitv Balls deep and smashing good time

Would you fuck me, daddy? 💦

@TrumpsHurricane Bobby the bitch

Describe Robert De Niro in TWO words or less

@lady_valor_07 Disgusting 🫣

First thing that comes to mind when you see this? 🤔

@Aku_700 Death ☠️

🇬🇧 UK : London - Mohammed Sufiyan from Pakistan, arrived five days ago, attempted to rape a 12-year-old and two 13-year-old British girls. Caught by British Patriots. What punishment does Mohammed deserve?

@dom_lucre Fuck u You tranny mommy

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