Chris Gerred

246 posts

Chris Gerred

Chris Gerred

@gerredcomedy

Chris Gerred is what happens when you grow up as a smartass in suburban public schools.

Katılım Temmuz 2013
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Chris Gerred
Chris Gerred@gerredcomedy·
Got the soft skills to pay the bills.
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Chris Gerred@gerredcomedy·
Every day I feel a little bit more like Ivan Ooze.
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Chris Gerred@gerredcomedy·
Aioli is a scam.
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It's taking longer to get out of the parking lot than it did to drive to the stadium.
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Chris Gerred@gerredcomedy·
I am genuinely sad to hear of Gallagher's passing. He was so much more than a man with a hammer. He was part of the beginning of my love of comedy.
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Chris Gerred
Chris Gerred@gerredcomedy·
I'm strongly opposed to slapping people named Chris.
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Chris Gerred
Chris Gerred@gerredcomedy·
Finally caught 'em all. My wife is less impressed than I had hoped.
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Chris Gerred
Chris Gerred@gerredcomedy·
I liked The Batman
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Chris Gerred
Chris Gerred@gerredcomedy·
"Spider-Monday" is the most ominous movie promotion ever.
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Chris Gerred
Chris Gerred@gerredcomedy·
Tomorrow night! Use my link in bio!
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Chris Gerred
Chris Gerred@gerredcomedy·
Link in bio for tickets!
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This Is Rad! Podcast
This Is Rad! Podcast@ThisIsRadPod·
Monday’s do be like that sometimes but lots of Rad things coming this week!
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Chris Gerred
Chris Gerred@gerredcomedy·
Never understood the ban on nail clippers on airplanes until someone started clipping their nails on the airplane.
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Chris Gerred
Chris Gerred@gerredcomedy·
Lately my wife has been worried about getting older. Today she said "That's how they get 'ya!"
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Ed Greer
Ed Greer@EdGreerDestroys·
I’ve been walking around, no mask for weeks & not thinking about this goofy pandemic. I was gonna start going to movies again (I saw quiet Place 2 w/ a 4 person audience) & now that’s gonna get ruined by a bunch of dunderheads selling each other fake vaxx cards. Fuck ya’ll.
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Chris Gerred
Chris Gerred@gerredcomedy·
Who decided that crows should be able to make so many different sounds?
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Chris Gerred
Chris Gerred@gerredcomedy·
Had a great time at The Comedy Chateau tonight! Special thanks to @comedychateau for having me and everyone that came out to support!
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Chris Gerred
Chris Gerred@gerredcomedy·
Make your life more interesting by saying "...or someone" any time you say the word "something"
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