Chris Gerred

Got the soft skills to pay the bills.

Every day I feel a little bit more like Ivan Ooze.

Aioli is a scam.

It's taking longer to get out of the parking lot than it did to drive to the stadium.

I am genuinely sad to hear of Gallagher's passing. He was so much more than a man with a hammer. He was part of the beginning of my love of comedy.

Had a blast performing tonight with @Fernaggio @krisrubioartist @Markfry

I'm strongly opposed to slapping people named Chris.

Finally caught 'em all. My wife is less impressed than I had hoped.

I liked The Batman

"Spider-Monday" is the most ominous movie promotion ever.

Tomorrow night! Use my link in bio!

Link in bio for tickets!

@dorkyswallow @ThisIsRadPod You either die a villain or live long enough to become a hero.

Monday’s do be like that sometimes but lots of Rad things coming this week!

Never understood the ban on nail clippers on airplanes until someone started clipping their nails on the airplane.

Lately my wife has been worried about getting older. Today she said "That's how they get 'ya!"

@EdGreerDestroys Bringing back "dunderheads"

I’ve been walking around, no mask for weeks & not thinking about this goofy pandemic. I was gonna start going to movies again (I saw quiet Place 2 w/ a 4 person audience) & now that’s gonna get ruined by a bunch of dunderheads selling each other fake vaxx cards. Fuck ya’ll.

Who decided that crows should be able to make so many different sounds?

Had a great time at The Comedy Chateau tonight! Special thanks to @comedychateau for having me and everyone that came out to support!

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Make your life more interesting by saying "...or someone" any time you say the word "something"