Gerry Dee

As I gear up for my new @netflix special taping next week, here is a clip from my last special over 10 years ago. “GRADE 1 PRESENTATIONS”

@LoniLove @TiffanyHaddish @guybranum @alicomedy @reeezy @HishamKelati So great to see you!!!!

Two great shows. Two amazing audiences. Huge thanks to @tiffanyhaddish and @gerrydee for having me on your shows—it was an absolute blast. Great job to all the other comics @guybranum @rachelfeinstein_ @alicomedy @reeezy @longfellow_michael @courtneyjgilmour @hishamkelati #justforlaughsfestival #jfl

@ryanwhitney6 lol

The dreaded no answer. Still want to puke. Didn’t even know what player meant. Pathetic.

I have two questions for you: Did Bryson deserve the two stroke penalty? Are the rules officials bringing any attention to it or issuing the two stroke penalty if the player is from England?

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Did Wyndham Clark bend the rules here?!? He never touches the grass on this mysterious practice swing. I have never seen another player make this type of practice swing in my golfing days. You be the judge.

Wyndham Clark does not drop from his knee. I’ve watched it twice now over two days. It’s a sneaky move to get a tiny edge. Like the guy on the putting green who puts his ball down an extra inch in front of their marker. Surprised they are allowing it.

.@gerrydee adds second shows in Sarnia and Sudbury! Tickets go on sale this Friday at 10am: bit.ly/465oAED

Let me elaborate on my post. This is based on 10 of your best 20 scores. This is also based on playing the proper tees for your skill level. Finally, this is the terminology I would use. My index is 6.0 so depending on the course rating, I shoot anywhere from 75-85. I consider myself a “good to pretty good golfer” if someone asks me. Probably needed one more range: breaks 70 in tournaments as “phenomenal golfer”. A guy/girl who wins the US Open and a guy/girl who wins the US Amateur or both phenomenal in my opinion but obviously one is way better than the other.

Break 70: Great golfer 70-75: Really good golfer 76-80: Good golfer 80-85: Pretty good golfer 86-89: Decent golfer 90-99: Okay golfer 100-110: Goes golfing 111-119: Likes golf 120 or more: Tried golf Agree or disagree?

@Duke_113 Huh?

@gerrydee Shift everything by 1, and create a new category at Breaks 70

@odognine2 You do this to me all the time when I see you @tsn

Scotty did this guy dirty

@JeanFrancoisCBA @jasondemers5 Priority is kill the penalty. Not create or worry about offence.

@gerrydee @jasondemers5 Yes. I assume that you don’t follow hockey. Your role is to defend, yes, but you can also create a situation where you can have a scoring change. Some players have several goals in a year in shorthanded situations. Offense doesn’t stop to exist even if you are shorthanded.

A lot of guys had one, I had one that was about an inch to two inches longer. Problem was I got a breakaway on a five on three my last year and couldn’t have had a worse attempt if I tried. Realized halfway down the ice I was hooped !

Time for a remake of “We Are The World”. Get all the greats! Have a Jackson member do Michael’s part. Who would you want to see? Think of the money that would raise!!

@jasondemers5 On the PK?

@gerrydee Gerry you gotta go on offense fella!

If you are down 2-0 in the series and 4-1 in the game, you pull your goalie with a late PP. Flyers gave up! This is going to be a 4-0 series.

If I played in the NHL, I would have a “penalty kill” stick. 5 inches longer than my regular stick. 4 guys all with longer sticks will decrease space to work with.

JUST ANNOUNCED: @gerrydee brings the Funny You Should Say That tour to Sarnia, Sudbury, & Sault St. Marie in September. Tickets go on sale on Friday at 10am (local time). More info to come.

I have been a Leafs fan my whole life. I will always be a Leafs fan and only a Leafs fan but man, the Montreal Canadiens have a vibe in that building that we need to have. Regular season and playoffs. Next level environment. For the whole game!!!