Dave Gershman

Michael Voss is gonna go down with the ship having tried absolutely nothing at stoppage when things start to go wrong. Simply must have a flat footed, slow midfield as the opposition gains momentum.

This is a consequence of not making the call on Voss last year. Another pre-season burned, another year of our better players’ careers burned, so much goodwill and fan support burned… All because our key decision makers persist with a guy we know isn’t it. #AFLNorthBlues

@BradKlibansky Feeling a bit better @CarltonFC future now… T Byrne 19 M Carroll 21 L Cowan 22 H Dean 18 O Hollands 22 C Lord 21 J Motlop 22 H O’Farrell 19 J Smith 20 C Chesser 22 C Walker 18 (incoming) TBC A Moir 20 H O’Keefe 21 B Wilson 20 2x Camporeale 19 J Ison 19

Brisbane Lions players under 23 on their list ⬇️ Kai Lohmann 22 James Tunstill 22 Darcy Wilmot 22 Jaspa Fletcher 22 Shadeu Brain 22 Will Ashcroft 21 Logan Morris 20 Sam Marshall 20 Ty Gallop 20 Zane Zakostelsky 20 Levi Ashcroft 19 Daniel Annable 18 Cody Curtin 18 Good luck to the rest of the competition for the next decade 😂 #AFLLionsPies

@MusicBrownlow 3) Eleanor Rigby 2) Come Together 1) Strawberry Fields Forever

Voting is open in the #EdRichardsStarkeyMedal. We want to know your top three songs by The Beatles. Give us your 3-2-1

Tonight's five

@KeeperAFL Elijah Hollands midfield

First round of position changes drop tomorrow around midday AEDT. Who’s top of your wish list?

@FootyScran @BentleighGreens @thegur

Mixed chicken and lamb gyros pack at Bentleigh Greens (@BentleighGreens, Australia) 🇦🇺 $22 AUD (£11)

Michael Voss after Carlton's loss to the Demons: “It starts with me as a leader; I’m not shying away from this. As a leadership group, we own this.”

@CaptainUniverse This! Every time Young had the ball there should’ve been someone running up beside him for a handball receive.

Stop letting the bad kickers kick the footy.

@The_PrenderCast Gotta stick phat! 🤪

Gotta celebrate the moments, lads. Because that’s what it’s all about. Maybe we can knock on the door to the Dee’s’ rooms and revel in their final quarter onslaught.

@paoloseb05 Stay with us. Stick fat. We’re all in this together. 2 weeks to flatten the curve. Blah, blah, blah…

Oh boy… it’s bad. I mean. The head coach can’t survive this kind of second-half capitulation time and time again. It just goes from embarrassing to comedic to apathy very quickly. You let it fester for five years. You let it get to this point for five years.

2 of the worst holding the ball decisions you’ll ever see resulting in 2 Demons goals! #aflbluesdees

@MusicBrownlow 3) Eulogy 2) 46 & 2 1) Stinkfist

Voting is open in the #BraydenMaynardKeenanMedal. We want to know your top three songs by Tool. Give us your 3-2-1

One unlucky commentator is going to have a nightmare and ruin their career because of this

🚨🎙️ | Cristian Volpato: 🗣️ "I spoke to the coach (Popovic). They've been wanting to call me to Australia for a few years, but I grew up watching the Azzurri, even the coach, and I'm waiting for Italy, then we'll see how the rest goes."

@FOXFOOTY @Ben_Cotton15 @PAFC

Mitch Georgiades says Zak Butters has been '110 per cent' committed to the cause over the summer 🤝🍐 The star forward spoke with @Ben_Cotton15 about @PAFC's pre-season as the club moves into a new era under Josh Carr. FULL STORY ➡️ bit.ly/4tTcHyN

🔝 @JuanMata8 has never lost it 😮‍💨 Find out why the former Red was in the spotlight this weekend 👀👇

A brutal start to 2026 for Carlton before a game has been played ⬇️ have been injured during pre-season or are returning from long term injuries. Michael Voss is going to be moving the 🧲 around early on in the season. FB: Lachie Cowan - Jacob Weitering- Matt Carroll HB: Nic Newman - Harry O’Farrell - Nick Haynes C: Matt Cottrell - Blake Acres HF: Jesse Motlop Charlie Curnow and the Sydney Swans to come in 18 days. Baptism of 🔥 for Harry Dean.

@The_PrenderCast Who took the $1.01 odds that it would be a Carlton player that gets injured… #stateoforigin

Annnnnnd, that Weitering knock is one of the reasons #stateoforigin died of natural selection.