Was riding my bike and while I’m crossing in the middle of a packed intersection 2 wasps mating landed on my lap/knee and continued fornicating until I got them off. Horny fucking insects man.
Nah man I’ve NEVER seen a back to back MVP with worse PR than Shai Gilgeous-Alexander lmaooo
Jay Williams just introduced a new segment called ‘Life Alert with SGA’ 😭💀
“Help me I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.” 🤣
PSA to Pokémon people:
If you want scalpers to stop buying out every single branded item YOU HAVE TO STOP BUYING THINGS FROM THEM!!!! You will be okay living without a 150 dollar piece of cardboard or a box of pop tarts, I promise you.
THIS PHOTO WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY. IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES AND NO ONE WANTED TO BELIEVE ME. KLAY THOMPSON CHEATED ON MEGAN THE STALLION WITH BARRY BONDS.