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A salary of K10,000 in South Africa is charged K500 IN PAYE. In Zambia we pay K1867.00. PAYE must fall. @UPNDZM @HHichilema #Zambia

@iupdate Because of people like you.

I am 28 years old and still can’t comprehend how someone would willing use Android over iPhone

@MMABabes Weighing with heels?

Jade Masson Wong INSANE weigh in

@tallzedgirl Wait what???

China donates 80 SUVs to Zambia Police. Quote tweets immediately ask: what are they getting in return? Valid question. But when Japan built 15km of Lusaka roads with grant aid and no strings, nobody asked anything. Who taught us which gifts to distrust? Thread

@oskidobanoko This like those taxi drivers that refused to use yango. In lusaka in 2026 hauw

In other News!!!! Two sex workers fought over a client. The woman who was beaten and almost killed had too many clients and wouldn't share with her friend. Source chawama tv

@Davidnextdoor_X Technically kissing is illigal. The law is so wide and vague

No way head is illegal in Zambia lmao 😭

@thisismeeema Smh

We can all agree money heist was the series that made Netflix Famous

@cagiago_ Then why write this

I don’t want no Kendrick Lamar fan to have an opinion on Drakes album, go listen to your squabble up ping pong music, we will listen to the real stuff that lasts.

@HumansNoContext You never used xp

@StretfordPaddck I wish there was more of this when the players are at the club. We never hey to see how much they love the club. Case really does.

Okay maybe we’re not ready to say goodbye yet 🥹 #MUFC

Instead of bills people don't need, let's get a law that controls noise pollution. Why is the music playing outside the club, why is the church down the street casting out demons in my ear at 1AM. Why should Muslims praying at 5AM wake up the rest of us.

@DavidKatongoMT Has to be a lie

Sooner than you think, you will need a police permit to access your own toilet 😌..

@RomzyUnited Rashford is not better than cunha

You have a player like Rashford on loan, who’s better than all our current attackers, a player that worth more than £70 million pounds but y’all want him gone for £30 million pounds just because of unnecessary hate

@TaraBull This is dumb. They are not volunteers they are employees of the dummy who wrote that sign

"If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to dine out." Thoughts?

@Moon_AGD Tf he wanted out.

Grown men sat in a board room and decided Marcus Rashford wasn’t worth being part of Man United’s squad over Mason Mount

@UtdMaI This is a rumour I support

🚨 BREAKING: David de Gea is understood to be open to a sensational return to Manchester United this summer and would seriously consider leaving ACF Fiorentina if an offer arrives. The big question now is whether United will make a move, especially with Senne Lammens impressing and currently viewed as the club’s first-choice goalkeeper. For De Gea, the desire to return is there but the decision now rests with United.

@markgoldbridge Mount Zirkzee Mazroui

Even if we win this how anyone can want this next season is crazy. No style of play, no subs, no shots, no plan b

@TheWavyRed Sale. Today was proof

Honest thoughts on Zirkzee. Sell, Keep or Loan?

@Unreal_Kev Never understood this. Just support a team in every league. Why can't I. I support Barca mufc Zambia.

That period when every United fan started thinking they are Madrid fans was hilarious. Apa now Madrid is a joke of a shambles club they are no where to be seen. Bena Malik are even full time politicians now after running away from United and now Madrid. Cryin 😭

@UtdTony1 Scholes is really really bad at his job

🎙️ 🚨 Paul Scholes: “I’ll always take Marcus Rashford back at Manchester United because when you watch this team, they clearly lack a player with his qualities. Cunha is a very good player, but when Rashford is at his best, there’s no comparison between the two. 🔥🔴 Look at what he’s doing at Barcelona — the talent, the pace, the movement, it’s all still there. Selling him for just £30m would be a huge mistake in my opinion. United made a similar mistake with Scott McTominay and I hope they don’t repeat that again. 👀💣 Rashford is a big-game player. When he’s confident and in top form, he delivers. He’s still at a great age and has a lot to offer at the highest level. If you look at United’s current wingers, none of them have Rashford’s directness or ability to change a game on his own. He is not an injury player, if you want to win the league you need this kind of players who can come in and change the game, they need this kind of quality in the team. For me I think , bringing him back would be the right decision.”

@badasskachii United doesn't have the structure no the status to host big players. Dressing room leaks will ruin any potential such a signing brings to the club

I can understand United fans wanting either Vinicius or Mbappe. What I don’t understand is wanting neither. What really is you guys problem? We should be all over players like this, they both in the peak of their powers. Some of you are just attracted to mid