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@voddypeen Why has bro got Disknees

happy international women’s day, here’s a message from feminist king rodrick heffley:

EXCL: Zack Polanski overheard speaking loudly on his phone on a train saying there's shit loads of new green party members. And the Greens are going to win elections right across England and Wales in May. Join.greenparty.org.uk

@amzamtweets You could do operation mincemeat! But do a different design than the logo, maybe the Monty & Charles & Bevan & Hester & Jean design they sell?

what show should i crochet next? i’m thinking two strangers…

George Jennings Charles Cholmondeley oh how I've missed you

As the clock hits 7:30 GMT on Wednesday 18th February, the Broadway production that started at 7:00 GMT 🛼🦄🚀💅🐥 the west end version 🤡 and the tour version 🦥🦎💃of @mincemeatlive will be running simultaneously. Meaning all 9 OLC will be performing the show at the same time.

@antimvttr Don't be shy drop the tiktok account, I need to observe these awful takes for myself

just saw someone on tiktok give the great gatsby (the musical) a 10/10 then give operation mincemeat a 4/10 so now i think people need to be vetted before they get to see the wonder that is madeleine jackson smith and give the show a 4/10. were you dropped on your head as a baby

Sir, there’s a third Gatsby adaptation

Why the fuck is a certain theatre influencer being casually racist on the fyp. Absolutely not it. Do better.

@thatbarin_tokyo Hey men and they are chickens

Watching The Muppet Show Special and life is worth living again

Live scenes from the fortune theatre tonight (Sabrina is obviously Alex Young, only human in the Muppets movie)

She was born to do fun musical numbers with puppets. Incredible decision booking her as their first guest!

@streamdearbill Good luck charm

shoutout to this operation mincemeat programme which I have just discovered came to all of my first semester exams with me x

@INA_TheatreSnob Still don't see how on earth this classed as restricted

For a seat labelled as restricted view, this really isn't that bad. What have been your favourite seats labelled as restricted view?

We are so NOT back

Don't. You. Dare. Swap. Them. Let. Geri. Monty. Exist.

Green's gain from Reform!!!! Join.greenparty.org.uk

I've never wanted to sack off work for @mincemeatlive more than I have today

Since when did we allow Paddington to be the British grim reaper?