A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink with -even if he drank. -H. L. Mencken #TeamAutoFollow
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Get Slizzerd
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Get Slizzerd
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I work for the #redcross and you know that when we go #slizzard we do it right. BYAHHHHHHHHHHHH! I wanted a #G6 but all I could afford was a #G5
Under the bridge Katılım Şubat 2011
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An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage. A #pessimist is a married optimist.
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Kettering's Observation: Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence. #afb
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#Unnamed Law: If it happens, it must be possible. #InstantFollowBack
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#Concept, n.: Any "idea" for which an outside consultant billed you more than $25,000.
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I've always made it a solemn practice to never drink anything stronger than tequila before breakfast. -R. #Nesson #teamfollowback
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A stunning blonde, but probably all bean dip above the eyebrows. #instantfollowback
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*** ******* ********* ****** Confucius say: "Is stuffy inside fortune cookie." ******* *** #iFollowback
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Be it our wealth, our jobs, or even our homes; nothing is safe while the legislature is in session. #followback
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#Olmstead's Law: After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.
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