w͟e͟bslinger.ᐟ
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w͟e͟bslinger.ᐟ
@getthwippedd

. . . as seriously * as you should consider a Shower . . . . * seriously * , webs, your stench is starting to shoo away All the Women . eugh-- you know , we've got one of the smoothest shower installations in My* place, courtesy of Yours truly .

⠀ if you call this news, you must be worse than the mustachioed maniac that runs it. the only thing -- no, not you, Ben -- that would news i can call myself a fan of , is you moving out of that abysmal apartment . Reed wouldn't mind another nerd around, you know - ⠀

⠀ what a giant NothingBurger of Busy Work , like are you Serious??? why is webs doing all this for ??? is THIS why he's not answering my sky messages now ??? what? like he's too BIG TIME for me now ?? too big time for the storm ?? so Bogus . ⠀

not to YOU !! && * DEFINITELY * not in front of all these FINE WOMEN HERE ! because when you do that-- . .. some sources may sayy-- it's not the most. aesthetically appealing.. attribute BUT NOT ME ! no! i would NEEVER! EVEEER !! ... never to the Ethical Nerd . ..smiles

⠀ tell me * what ? OH -- let me GUESS . the NERD got ' THE HiGHER ' score, so now MINE looks obsolete && PATHETIC in comparison, oh WOWWW, we're * SOOO * proud ! . . . i bet you * cheated * . . . you found the answer key online, DIDN'T you ? NO. FAIR ! ⠀

⠀ 85% ?!? WOO-hOO !!! THAT'S LIKE a- what? a..a B ? in like ..Grade..gradeschool language? ( oh my Gawd, i should be in *College --wHy do i know NOTHiNg ABoUt iT💧??? ) .. this is a *Good* thing, right? ... i PASSED ( 😁) ? (❤️🔥❤️🔥) ladies, i'm a GOOD man ( 😎 ). (hell no) ⠀

𝚒 think my boobs are getting bigger but my attitude isn't getting any kinder , so it just increases opportunities for unfortunate encounters .

₍ ⸝⸝⸝ ₎ .ᐟ ,, . . how long have you been standing there ?

ᅠ tugging her arm blade out of the torso of a human soldier. ᅠ


𝚠ell , mako, they don't call me a Cash Cow for nothing

𝚜orry , i'll clarify , anyone * else's Boob itchy .

𝚊none else's boob itchy




