Gary Gellert

@DieselBABE20 When you’re concerned that something explosive might come out the other end as well, lol.

As a man, when is it OK to sit down going pee? Or is that against the man code?

@the_queen_trish Brunette in leather,

Be honest! Guys which do you prefer?

@ByBellaArtist It’s roasting hot here in the Mayan Riviera :)

Good morning everyone that sees this. It’s a chilly kind of morning…. Rain on the way. Mother Nature is taking her time to warm things up. Enjoy your day 🌷

@cupofcarliejo Aww, poor girl.

Poor little nova had her 3rd seizure today 😩💔 they gave her muscle relaxers and she’s chillin on her heating pad now. So terrifying 🥺

@nikkyb @KeeganMatheson Yes, it’s for the season. I’m sure there is probably some incentive clauses included if he does well

@KeeganMatheson Did the Jays contact him for the full season? $1m seems like it’s on the low side

John Schneider on Patrick Corbin, who's made himself a Very Important Pitcher: "You need that. We had that with Eric Lauer last year. You need someone who you weren’t really counting on to step in and stabilize you for a bit. If you run with it, you run with it.” #BlueJays

@Bourbonbabbe Hopping on a plane to Mexico. My sanity will get 1% better. :)

Covid negative, gains positive! What are you doing to get 1% better today?

@leatherpro77 I’d love that

Since you love leather so much, how about 36 hours in it?

@FemaleJaysFan What dogs? :)

@DieselBABE20 Up at 5am, out the door by 6, work 10+hours (carpenter), then do whatever errands need done before heading home to make dinner and clean (no wife or kids). Then rest for an hour or two before making tomorrows lunch, then finally have a couple of strong vodkas, then sleep 4-5hrs

What’s the typical day look like for you? For me I got up at 5:45 AM. I’m out the door by 7:30. Bring my kid to school. I go to work. I leave work by 2:30 -3 for school pick up. I Bring her home - two days a week she has volleyball - usually have to run errands. I get groceries and make dinner I go to the gym. Do laundry. Take care of pets and tonight- I’m out for a walk right now. I don’t understand where I find the time lol and can’t imagine why I’m so exhausted all the time . 🤣

@the_queen_trish Work, pack for Mexico.

@FemaleJaysFan I’d probably break you seeing as I’m about 265 pounds.

@tskimwagner I’d love to let you put that on me :)

🖤🖤🖤

@MsCharlotteWWE It’s from the 90’s, but Wade Hayes “Old enough to know better”, it was the theme song of my life back then.

what’s your favorite country song?! 🤠

@FemaleJaysFan It’s easy. But then again, I’ve been doing carpentry for 39ish years now

@Anna_xb2 Yogi Bear, Paddington Bear

Without Googling ?💀

@Misszoenoir That’s cheating :)

How I win every argument >

@WhenWillItEnd37 @MitchBannon I think he meant 5th furthest (longest) over the last 2 years

@MitchBannon Huh

That was Vladdy's 5th-further hit homer over the last two seasons (430 ft), putting the #BlueJays up 2-1 in Anaheim.

@LoveTherapis1 Vodka guy

Are you a Beer or Whiskey guy ? 🤔

@FemaleJaysFan But it’s only 7pm…. If I went to bed now, I’d be awake by 11ish and just toss and turn until the alarm goes at 5am