Green Grow Paradise

Welcome to the Green Grow Paradise community! 🌱📈 We’ve been growing premium cannabis since 2022 and our NFT's are your two-year pass🎫 to the finest strains Thailand🇹🇭 has to offer.

In a lot of my business decisions, I look to the US🗽 market - honestly, just because I think the way American growers, salespeople, and marketers do things is the best in the world📈, just based on their financial results and reputation🤝. You might disagree, but at the end of the day, Mike Tyson🥊 and Snoop Dogg aren't out there promoting weed🌱 from Barcelona🇪🇸, haha! Anyway, my point is - I've noticed for a while that the US has a huge market for pre-rolled joints from big-name brands💰, but that niche is completely empty here in Thailand🇨🇷. So I decided to create a genuinely high-quality product😎, made with automatic or semi-automatic machines🤖, in proper certified packaging. Something that works for customers who don't wanna sit around with a grinder and lick papers💦, but instead just want a clean, quick, hassle‑free experience without worrying about quality🤗. The work's already underway - I'll show you the results soon... and of course the whole production process itself! 🫂💚

So to water my 3,000 cannabis plants🌱, depending on their size, we prep and use up to 9,000 liters of water💦 with nutrients every day. And of course, to protect the emitters, we run everything through a filter system - and that's what I wanna talk about today. There are tons of water filtration systems and filters out there. But if your water is already good, up to standard, and you're just using filters to keep undissolved nutrients or random debris from clogging your system and nozzles - I recommend you use ONLY disk💿 filters. They're reusable, and if you take care of them right, they'll last you years. The main secret is cleaning them properly. In my experience, the biggest issues in irrigation systems come from calcium🫠. It builds up in the filters too, clogging the pores between the disks real bad. So you've got two options for cleaning: One - wash each disk by hand👋 with a plastic brush (like I'm doing in the photo), being careful not to damage the grooves on the disks, because once they wear down, water stops flowing between them. Or two - the genius lazy person solution: an ultrasonic cleaner! They're pretty cheap - like 40–60 bucks - and it'll clean your disks effortlessly with zero time spent on your part🧠 And hey, in your free time from washing filters, you can even clean the injectors on your Maybach with it too, haha!💰 So what do you think - solid advice, or have I totally lost my mind out in the jungle? 💚🫂

My greed with weed🪴 screwed me over again. So I recently took clones from 12 really nice mother plants🌱, but after I saw they were still strong and full of branches, I decided not to toss them and just flip them to flower instead😅. What I didn't think about though - a few days ago I started a new cycle for 30% of my farm, planting a little over a thousand clones outside. I'm working with photoperiod strains☀️, which means I've got my auto supplemental lighting running to keep the days longer (since in Thailand🇨🇷 it gets dark around 5:30 to 6:30 pm depending on the season). But now that dozen plants that already started flowering🌸 are getting light too, because I don't have any partitions in that area. So that means those plants will probably stop putting on bud and go into what we growers call "revegging". So I'm thinking I should just chop✂️ them and stop wasting nutrients on them... ugh... and I could've gotten 700–800 grams of great flower off them. 😭 So, would you easily kill 12 flowering cannabis plants?💚🫂

Today I want to share a video that’s being blocked🚫 on some social platforms🎥. It shows how a CBD extract🌱 helps stop a child’s seizure… I’m not advocating the use of cannabis-based products in children without proper medical supervision - not at all⚠️ But I firmly believe (and I’ll say it again): the effects of cannabis compounds - whether CBD, THC, or others - deserve much deeper research 🔬 And access to that research should be open to scientists all around the world🌎. As open as possible. Repost? 💚🫂

Large-scale cannabis producers (myself included) almost never trim✂️ flowers by hand. Instead, we use specialized machines that save hundreds of hours of work and thousands of dollars 💸 - but they come at a cost… 👉 Premium quality. Here’s a simple example: those beautiful orange hairs on buds that everyone loves?🧐 During machine trimming, they often get knocked off - along with some trichomes (though you probably won’t notice it when smoking). That’s why the picture-perfect buds you see on seed packs or online shops usually only exist in premium or craft dispensaries 💵🪴 To get that level of detail, flowers need to be hand-trimmed - and that’s expensive. Well… or you can just grow your own, haha! 💚🫂

Canna-brotherhood, I need your opinion👇 For the past few months, I’ve been working on an AI-powered🤖 app trained on a massive amount of literature📚, research papers, and grow knowledge - all aimed at making life easier for growers around the world🌎🪴 But I believe growing cannabis🌱 should never feel boring… so we took a bold approach and designed a visual assistant (well, assistant girl 😄) who interacts with users inside the app. Let’s be honest - way more fun than the old Microsoft Office paperclip📎, haha! Now the real question: How bold should this anime-style assistant be? 🤔 She’ll be chatting with you during your grow, praising your wins, joking around, and even getting a bit upset when you mess things up 😅 Let’s define her style(and size🤣) - drop a number from 1 to 3 in the comments 👇 And for the most interesting responses, I’ll send out some branded gifts with international shipping on me 🎁🌍 Waiting for your thoughts! 💚🫂

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They say cows produce more milk🥛 when classical music is playing📈… not sure about that, but this time we decided to germinate our cannabis seeds🌱 to some classics 😄 Their very first journey - from dark boxes into the propagator soil🔃 - happened to one of Ludovico Einaudi’s hits 🎹🪴 By the way, check out the seedling stems in the photo👇 - this is what happens when you open the propagator lid a day too late… haha! 💚🫂

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Got a surprise visitor today - a snake🐍 somehow made its way onto my cannabis farm.🫣 Welcome to Thailand🇹🇭 guys! 💚🫂

Prepping cannabis🌱 clones for new season - it’s time to plant the first 1,000 plants🫡 This round, I’m not launching the full 3,000🪴-plant farm all at once. Instead, I’ve decided to split the new cycle into three separate zones of 1,000 plants each👨‍🌾 I’ll be planting the clones outdoors in pots with a 1.5-month interval between each zone. This should give me extra time for harvesting and processing, and seriously reduce the pressure on the drying rooms. Getting smarter with every harvest🤏… or at least I hope so, haha! 💚🫂

Today my team finished separating the last dried buds from the branches🪴✂️ - which means we can finally turn off the industrial dehumidifiers and AC units 🥲❄️ From 600 plants, we ended up with 70 bags of dry flowers, about 2 kg each - and that’s before trimming ⚖️ In a couple of days we’ll know the final numbers for the King Juice strain after processing 👑 So now I’m curious… How many kilos of dry flower do you think you can get outdoors from 600 photoperiod plants in a ~4.5 month cycle? 💚🫂

🧑‍🌾🌱Farm life never stops… A few days ago we cut the last plants from this harvest - the final bushes out of 3,000 plants. And today I’m already back at it 😅 I just brought 12 mother plants🪴 from another one of our sites to prepare new clones🌱✂️. In a few weeks we’ll launch the next cycle - starting with the first 1,000 pots. Since the main farm’s lighting and nutrient systems are currently turned off, I quickly built some DIY setups: 💧 a simple automatic watering system for the pots 🪢 a basic frame to protect them from the wind 💡 timer-controlled lights The plants are in the vegetative stage, so they need an extra 6 hours of light - from 6 A.M. to 12 A.M. Watch the video and feel free to roast my “farmer-style engineering” solutions 💚🫂

As Pablo Escobar once joked - the first rule of dealing is don’t sit on your own product 😂😶‍🌫️ Now try following that rule when you’re handling dozens - sometimes hundreds - of kilos of fresh, top-quality cannabis🪴 flowers every single day 🧑‍🔬🌱 Sadly, this video can’t transmit the smell… But trust me, when our farm is in full processing mode, the aroma here is something no coffeeshop in the world can match 💚🫂

🪴✂️ Harvest reality check… To end up with ~400 kg⚖️ of dry cannabis flowers ready for sale, my crew has to work at least two weeks with automatic trim machines. Why? Because right after drying and separating the buds from the stems, the total mass is massive - around 1000 kg of dry material🤯. In the end, that process gives me five different products: • 🌸 Dry flowers • 🥇 First-grade trim • 🥈 Second-grade trim • 🧑‍🔬 Kief • 🌱 Stems - which we grind and turn into mulch And honestly… there’s also a sixth product I get during harvest: a huge amount of stress and a few nervous breakdowns 😅 How about you, canna-brother? Do you actually enjoy the post-harvest processing stage, or is it the most exhausting part for you?💚🫂

Today, while working on my farm in the Thai jungle 🇹🇭🪴, I suddenly felt this wave of loneliness. For a moment, it seemed like what I’m doing is interesting and important… only to me🥺. But then I stopped and thought logically. There have to be millions of people out there with similar ideas and goals. Cannabis is used everywhere - from the Hawaiian Islands🏝️ to Japan 🇯🇵 and beyond. So tell me, friends - Give me a sign😅. Does the canna brotherhood really support each other? 💚🫂

😱 Storm...

Do you love flowers as much as I do? 🪴🥰 Be honest! 💚🫂

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@InterestingSTEM @grok how much voltage is applied to the pig ? Is it AC or DC current?

This is how electrical stunning is performed in slaughterhouses. A controlled electric current is applied for a few seconds to cause immediate loss of consciousness before slaughter. The goal is that the animal does not perceive pain during the process.