Mr Black

@smutoro Mutoro you are one piece of shit trying to please Kenya Kwanza govt. Ndio is a scholar and truthful man. I know you want to blame Ndii for being honest. Damn you .

@NaekuMercy @georgediano Matako! Ulitaka afanye Nini? Wewe vaa siruaru uende ukalale. Tumbili

@georgediano Dr Roseline Akombe lost our respect when she left Kenyans hanging and escaped abroad in the middle of an election. Shame on her!

Dr Roselyn Akombe, PhD, senior official in UN... Comfortable in polygamy. Then there is Wanjiru with a certificate in catering who wants exclusivity, she is making noise about how she is the table. Chesaa!!!

@bakhita_esther Tell Never try to rig next elections. It might turn out to be diabolical! Utasema Kweli kamama?

I am among those invited to meet with the President very soon. What would you like me to tell him on your behalf? Please keep it brief.

@Maryian96 Mijinga hizi ni periods wewe. Kojoa ulale.

Whatever is happening to me only God knows,I have been waking up very tired, very choosy on the food to eat, certain smells throws me off balance, sleepy all day....ni kuzeeka ama namna gani jamaneni...Ruto must definitely go! He has spoilt everything and nothing seems normal any more!

@mwiine_bri66880 Brain 🧠

The bigger the nyash, the smaller the.........Complete the sentence

@polo_kimanii Wewe ni Mchawi.

The fastest I have made easy money in this town I couldnt believe it. Some client I had previously supplied his with Survellience cameras called me and said he wants a 75’ inch QLED LG TV. And in supermarket ameangalia akaona inatoka 355K. Nikamwambia fanya aje hiyo TV naweza kuletea kutoka town wachana nayo usijisumbue na ata huku im sure its not that expensive. Theres a waria I know who deals with such TVs pale tu Lithuli lane,for the exact TV and its specs,my mwalalo sold it to me for 75k. Client nikamwambia nimepata TV na 330K,ndio angalau he sees I am fair. Bwana I hired a pickup and delivered that TV myself,na nikahakikisha imekua mounted,on my bill. Siet! Kweli this Nairobi a moving man will meet his luck. Tangu hiyo siku nikiona mtu ananunua electronic supermarket naskia tu uchungu kwa roho

@georgediano Bwana you are too comical also. Eti Ng'ondu? Unahitaji kibok.

In Emurua Dikirr, we never saw the govt deploying it's machinery to campaign for the UDA candidate. There was no distribution of Rice, Beans & sukuma wiki by the UDA cartels. Because Emurua Dikirr is a republic on its own. It's only in Murima & Western were mumus are fed cereals like sheeps.

@MsMiriti Hahahaha. Matako gani na unakunia kama hao?

Mnakuwanga aje lakini? Can’t you debate your point without insults? Kidogo ni body shaming, sijui single mother , brokie brokie then wamalize na Hauna matako

Men, DO NOT sleep with your female colleagues. Treat them like landmines. Office romance is suicide. Nick Imudia, the former CEO of d.light, lacked that sexual discipline. He started sleeping with his female colleagues, including his personal assistant, got her pregnant, and the whole situation spiralled into blackmail, pressure, and ultimately marked the beginning of his end. He took his own life. Protect your peace. The office is for work, not for quick thrills that can destroy everything.

@KE_MrBlack You're surely stupid! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Selling vagina tightening creams has to be the most profitable business because no one is coming out publicly to say it didn't work

I have watched Dr Gikonyo under cross examination and what struck me is that some men reach an age where intimidation stops working on them. There is a certain calmness that comes from having seen governments come and go, presidents rise and fall, ministers behave like small gods, and public storms disappear after a few weeks. You could see a man who was not auditioning for approval from the room, the lawyers, the cameras or the political crowd outside. That is what made it interesting. Kenya is full of people who tremble the moment power enters the room. They start calculating what to say, who might be offended, which side is watching and how tomorrow’s headlines may read. Dr Gikonyo looked like someone who has outlived that fear. At some point in life, the most dangerous person in any room is not the loudest one. It is the old man who no longer needs anything from anyone.

@bakhita_esther You are stupid gal 😠

If you are having financial difficulties, just know you are not alone. Inflation is a global crisis, and this has nothing to do with our government.

@kericho_Baddie You are utterly stupid. You will receive your curse idiot. Kumanyoko!

My dad is having a problem with me having a nose ring , it's a high time I sit him down with those to balls of his and tell him I'm no longer a kid 😩😩 Kalenjin father's are something else 🥲

@JaneFKyalo Usiende hio line mama. Chunga matako yako naniii... 🥺🥺🥺🥺

During Raila Odinga's opposition era, he would be invited to sit at the high table with other presidents - like in this case at KICC, like the statesman he was. This era of opposition wanapigia kelele kyuuni ta mang'uli. Very bogus.

@bakhita_esther Btw hakuangi mbaya .. you don't take issues personal. Mimi nakupenda. Unaeza nisaidie sebulenyao please 🥺?

Sasa Mbona mseme nakuanga kaspeshio ? You guys don’t really care about my mental health Kabisa sindio 🤦🏾‍♀️

@bakhita_esther Some truth here, Men are generous 😜🙏😜

Give a man money and he'll start a second family. Give a woman money and she'll never get married

@Maryian96 Hio ni uchawi?

French president married a 83 year old lady, he had options of getting the best shaped women in the world but settled with her,wewe Kamau with only a birth certificate and added manual skills from wamutitu tvet school you want to set stardards for us,ati curved brown skin lady or nothing,my friend you will die alone! Stop those theatrical nonsense!

@georgediano She lacks proper brain power. Mijinga tu. But the husband should have solved this issue like a man. Why NOT rent a room for the house help? Very schopid boy

A disturbing and painful incident has been reported in Kasarani’s Cieko area, where a woman allegedly took the life of her househelp after she suspected that the husband has been secretly supplying high with high voltage electricity without an iota of blackouts. A life has been lost. A family is shattered. Another girl who went to work to earn a living will never return home. Now the killer will be a Guest at the Govt Owned Airbnb strategically placed in a gated community located along Langata rd after justice will be served. And the killer will rot in jail while the so-called omu-husband roams free and has all women at his disposal since foolishness has no medication. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@Honeyfarsafi Pesa inasumbua hako kanyani kanaitwa manyoya. Ama alionya

Hahah of course she’s one of yours watu wajinga sana . Talks and moves like a dumb government blogger

@polo_kimanii @edwinsifuna You are complicating yourself idiot! How about you hold your horses. You ain't smart at all!

Surely @edwinsifuna . I thought you were a reasonable man. We need to have more ambitious goals as a country,Ruto out of power is not enough in the very least. There are alot of things we must undo , do and re do. Ni muhimu sana we see beyond the politics. I thought you knew this