G∀ngster liTe🫆

we are living in a time where the intelligent person must remain silent in order not to offend the ignorant.

@OCMakinya Uko side gani

Easy day, sipendi siku ya kuni

Let me see your locked screen wallpaper

Niokolee soo hapo nita re....

@wakilinaph wakale kadhaa wapambane na hii meno pause

“ Mimi naona tulete waluya kama ishirini wamalize hiii chicken pox”

@polo_kimanii Na wakale kadhaa wapambane na hii meno pause

Okay guys here’s another one “Hawa badala ya kuwadunga maji,si muwapatie jug wakunywe mara moja”

"Kwani hakuna viti za kutosha? Naona mmetuma watu kathaa stools..."

@Haryorm2005 Dr Peter griffin

Doc: well I got the result of your ultrasound and I've brought the result for you. Wife: wait..., We don't wanna know if it's a boy or a girl. Doc: well, it's........ not breathing. Wife. Husband.

Ukipoteza Id alafu ukumbuke ukona bracelet ya Kenya

Me: mom, I'm i adopted? Mom: if we had to adopt why would we choose you... Me:

Killer: I’m going to kill everyone you love Me: I love you Killer:

Doctor: your test results are out Me: please make it quick… I don’t have all day Doctor: how did you know?

Judge: You are sentenced to d£ath by electric chair. You have the right to one last wish. Me: I want my lawyer to hold my hands Lawyer:

@ivymuthe . . . .

Stivo simple boy introduces another pregnant girlfriend

@ivymuthe 8 V.

@Samweigo Tuma

Nani anataka 8 odds bora akishinda aeke za beer?

"you're so good at golf" Me in primary:

"Doctor spent 12 hours on surgery to save a criminal" Judge sentenced the criminal to death Doctor:

Watching a series with a foreign language audio with subtitles

@Fact Either we both win or we both lose"

Without naming the movie, what's one quote that gives it away?