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@SketchIsNotReal I disagree with more force than Renfield used to kick Tommy in the stomach causing an expulsion of shit and blood. That movie suckered me into seeing it with one good trailer, and now I just tell people do not watch it. Two cool fight scenes didn't make up for so much bad.

Renfield was okay, not bad not great.

"It's been decades since I touched the sky and never let it go. How could I find anything that can move me like the wind, nuzzle up to me like a squirrel, or breathe life into me like-- what's that pain in my sole?" "TIIIIINDEEERRRRR"

@SketchIsNotReal podcasting is just delayed standup where the entertainers are the ones sitting down while recording and the listeners are often the ones working while they consume the content.

It’s weird when people want podcasters to do stand up, that’s basically what they’re already doing except in a format that’s easier to consume

@SketchIsNotReal VORE! What, iiiiis it good vore? Absolutely mutton!

Do you think there are characters in Attack on Titan with vore fetishes who keep having to fight their urges to stay alive?

@LocalDeluxe @SketchIsNotReal Yeah, well with all the lack of parking on the streets, even for motorcycles, people probably think there's more vroom up there.

@SketchIsNotReal Big same. Sounds like someone chucked a motorcycle into the sky

I'd almost forget it was newyears if it wasn't for the fact that it's so fucking noisy.

@SketchIsNotReal I'll take a 15+38 combo, thanks. That's, uh, "Top 5 Chinese songs."

Fuck the 1 like 1 answer thing, pick a number any number and ask me.

@SketchIsNotReal I'm sure there are some reasons, such as keeping certain bugs or small animals out, but when you brought this up before, I really thought you meant hallway closets and wardrobe closets, not like kitchen cupboards.

Closet doors are dumb. There's always this "haha men leave closet doors open" joke but like. They're dumb, they shouldn't be there, what am I hiding my plates and glasses from goblins or what? what's the point, what a waste of time, opening closing, moving my head out of the way

@SketchIsNotReal If you deleted this account, how would you communicate to the world that you neither need it's approval nor attention to be happy? Oh.

Every day I wonder what the purpose of keeping this account is, like I don't post art anymore and I'm not trying to promote anything, so what's it for?

@TheAncientArk YEAH! I heard they just added him back to overwatch 2 so it's the perfect time to queue up for the damage role!

@TheAncientArk bastion

@TheAncientArk did you do it?

@TheAncientArk A metaphor for twitter.

@SketchIsNotReal Don't listen to him. He's a seasoned master GM

Just finished my first proper session as a GM, was a lot of fun!

@TheAncientArk On a scale from earth to moon, how moon are lunar lizard

@SketchIsNotReal Good storytelling reflects life, and passing gas is just a fart of life.

I can't tell if this heavily fart focused section of The Dragon Prince is supposed to be endearing, comical or if we're supposed to relate to Virens uncomfortable feelings about the whole situation.

@simondrawsstuff is degradation by design a cooler way to say planned obsolescence?

i've had the one at work for maybe 5 years? like, yeah, the pen tips are cheap and they're easily replacable and i don't need to replace them THAT often but it really just feels like degradation by design and i hate it

you know why wacom sucks? the cintiq that i've had for, uh... 13 years? never gets scratches on the screen. i've never had to replace the pen tip the cintiq i've had at work? i've had to replace the pen tips MULTIPLE times because they eventually totally screw up the screen

@SketchIsNotReal My skin has long since crawled off and absconded into the ether. If making new gamer friends requires joining new servers then I've got no skin in this game.

no offense to all my homies but the thought of joining yet another discord server makes my skin crawl.

@cassiejwl @ezrafurman Thanks for the headsup on some amazing sound! :D

I need everyone to know how hard @ezrafurman absolutely fuckin shreds. 🤘

@otherhappyplace "Celia McCann, was also a Spanish-language voice artist, having the Spanish-language voice for Minnie Mouse and other female cartoon characters." Good call!

this lady has the most tiniest little cartoon voice!! youtube.com/clip/UgkxWTsru…

@SketchIsNotReal @NikkoGuy Sounds like a plus. Pls hold your applause

@NikkoGuy "ugh unfortunately Covid restrictions aren't as bad anymore so now people don't sit inside and play playstation as much. fucking sucks man."

"touching grass" is the natural enemy of game developers