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@PicturesFoIder "But, we're married." "Croak"

Female frogs use a survival strategy called thanatosis where they become completely immobile to avoid unwanted mating.

@XRP_DigiGold Just lion around, catching rays and grooving on tunes!

🦁🦁🦁🎸🎙️

@Axaxia88 Little whippersnapper!

This is a 45 year old tortoise named ike meeting one of his babies 🐢💞

@sciencegirl Looks like he just installed a new sump pump.

Size of this tiger

@GuGi263 "Who was that masked bird?" "Don't know, but he crapped out a silver bullet!"

Lady Amherst pheasant.

@KingOfMopar1 shaking the snake!

Serpent

@PendragonOrg That's the same thing they said about Roman ruins.

We will restore castles across Britain.

@Dr_TheHistories “Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions!”

In 9 AD, over 20,000 Roman soldiers marched into Germany’s Teutoburg Forest and never returned. What seemed like a routine march became one of Rome’s worst military disasters. The Roman legions were led by Publius Quinctilius Varus and guided by Arminius, a Germanic prince raised in Rome and trusted by the empire. But Arminius had secretly united local tribes and lured the legions into a deadly trap. The thick forest and swampy terrain made it impossible for the Romans to fight in their usual formations. For three brutal days, they were ambushed and overwhelmed. The 17th, 18th, and 19th legions were completely wiped out by the end. Rome was so shaken by the loss that it abandoned its plans to conquer Germania. The Rhine River became the empire’s hard boundary—and in many ways, that line still shapes Europe today. In 1987, archaeologists confirmed the site at Kalkriese, uncovering thousands of Roman artifacts that told the story of a defeat Rome never forgot. #drthehistories

@TheFigen_ The redactions are strong with this one!

A zebra, its lack of stripes in Kruger National Park.

@ernestonosthas I'll be Bach!

Stand up and bow, for today, March 21, the greatest of the greats was born, the lord of lords in matters of music...the DNA of musical creation: 341 years young...forever young

@Naturalphilosy Which raises another question: why do dogs have such horrific deaths?

“They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for ones country. But in modern war there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason.” — Ernest Hemingway

@TimothyEveland Reminds me of "The 7th Is Made Up of Phantoms" episode of The Twilight Zone where a National Guard tank crew ended up fighting in the Battle of Little Bighorn.

@Jason_R_Burt Thank you for your service, Jeep!

The jeep graveyard on Okinawa 🙈

@MilitaryCooI Well, I'd start with Hulu and then work my way through the other ones.

Which cable should be cut off?

@FreckledLiberty I just realized Axl Rose must be dyslexic.

men, is this true? 👀

@Baerenreiter Bach is the new blues!

Happy 341st Birthday, Johann Sebastian Bach

@DeepPsycho_HQ "Still, a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest."

@WholesomeMeme He'll have your nuts for garters.

@DudespostingWs Some pig!

This guy sold his pig for a world record, $505,000, in Texas 😳

@pubity He embraced the "Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead" maxim espoused by Dave Barry.

Just months before his death, Chuck Norris climbed to the top of a 10,457ft volcano without issue. He stayed in peak physical shape until the end and never stopped training his body.