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-final blanket (and hat!) update- it's *finally* done. in the end it turned out to be 46"x46". I think I would make 100 blankets if it meant I never had to try to make another hat.

@dharmapologist them's the rules 🤷🏻‍♀️

@ghostmoon_555 aw man come on do i have to

every day i wake up and pray no one makes me accept a compliment

help I was going through the notes on my old phone and found a poem I wrote when I was 13

I know I'm officially old because the bird names have finished downloading to my brain. still waiting for the patch that allows me to name them by sound, but I hear it's dropping soon.

we gotta stop telling guys that they need short girls. the tall girls are lonely and suffering.

Fame is consuming me

@ghostmoon_555 um excuse me the hat was the main reason I was asking

it has been brought to my attention that my cousin is also pregnant and that I should also crochet her a baby blanket. blanket #2 updates coming soon 🥲

street tacos are proof that god exists

@dharmapologist absolutely, start picking your colors now. just don't ask for a hat 😭

@ghostmoon_555 1.) W 2.) if i get pregnant will you make me one

@psychoticsystem are you sick of sight without a sense of feeling?

i am tired of living like a blind man

(Flirting) you have a strange mind

I decided to visit wv in early april and never once did it cross my mind that I should pack a jacket. nc has spoiled me and I feel like a fraud.

today my 4yo niece was asking my sister if she could play on her phone. when she was told no she threw her arms up and yelled "cruel world!" and it is my new life goal to be that level of dramatic

wtf do y'all even know about tudor's biscuit world

my toxic trait is convincing myself that I'm not even that drunk until I try to type something and end up proving myself very wrong

being allergic to cats while loving them more than life itself feels like a sign from the universe that I'm not meant to last on this earth