Gibran Saleem

Your quarantine nickname is how you feel right now + the last thing you ate. My name is Sick Bat.

Instagram needs a “petty like” button. I don’t want more of someone's content, I just need them to think "we’re cool."

Biscotti’s, while delicious, do not make up for a delayed flight on the tarmac. Unless the flight was delayed due to biscotti deficit.

The Muslims are Coming… Swing State Invasion! Join me, @jordancarlos, @GibranSaleem, @joshgondelman, and more surprise guests in Reading, PA for a night of comedy from your favorite Muslim (and not Muslim) comedians! Oooh, did I mention, it’s free!

@fredtheobserver lol

@GibranSaleem Perfection hahaha

Technically this is Trump’s second mug shot.

Have you ever seen your Dad cry? I know Jaden and Willow have. What was it like? 🥲🤭🕺🏽Latest ep of @WDISTPodcast w the hilarious @GianmarcoSoresi from @comedycentral out now! WhyDidISayThatPodcast.com spoti.fi/3IMccOl PA: @sophaagram #comedy #dad #cry #WillSmith #lol

@mathewballard Lol

Who are you wearing tonight? Chris Rock: Will Smith’s fingerprints

Will Smith just Uncle Phil’ed the fuck out of Chris Rock.

Thank you #syracuse #ithaca #burlington and @hasanminhaj for some incredible shows this week🔥👑🕺🏽. Wowzas. #thekingsjestertour is magical. @ Landmark Theatre instagram.com/p/CasOKgMFeBO/…

@crowgod666 @hasanminhaj Thank you brother!

@GibranSaleem @hasanminhaj Kick some ass

Heyooo🕺🏽. Super excited to be opening for @hasanminhaj next week! If you are around get tickets to the #thekingsjester tour at HasanMinhaj.com @ New York instagram.com/p/CaalYR7lIW6/…

Do people think you’re too sensitive?! Last clip from this weeks @WDISTPodcast with the electric @usamastandsup from @agt and @yourmangobae. Out now! Whydidisaythatpodcast.com #funny #sensitive #empath #lol

@iamphilstewart Lol

Yoga with Adriene is like the Joe Rogan for women.

Brown Frat Hazing?! Check out this weeks @WDISTPodcast , with the iconic @usamastandsup from @AGT and @yourmangobae. Out now! Whydidisaythatpodcast.com #brown #frat #life

See @dlemoncomedy @Subhah @GibranSaleem @cassidycomedy & more on our 10:30PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/damien-…

But do they really?! 🕺🏽🎤🪒. Another 🔥@WDISTpodcast, with the magnetic @usamastandsup from @agt and @yourmangobae out now! It’s one of the funniest ones yet. Check it out! Whydidisaythatpodcast.com PA @ben_singer5 & Sophia Mendoza

“What commercials did I miss?!” - Me showing up late to a Super Bowl party

What are you willing to do to protect a loved one?! @aminahimani from @ComedyCentral has super power strength on this weeks ep of @WDISTPodcast Ep available all all platforms!🕺🏽🥋👏🏾