gatorade zero enjoyer

ok fine whatever i’ll admit it! we r so back

upped my meds and now i can text my friends back

@HamptonPhillip @nosidaMurray Phillip, you will never feel joy or satisfaction because all of your insecurities that you try so hard to bury are true, btw. try not to take it out on others

@nosidaMurray 10k went to mayo clinic the rest was for infusions i didn’t need cuz i was misdiagnosed. maybe don’t take life advice from someone who got bakeracted. stay mad ugly.

@vorpaldagger Be honest do u only like me for my predictive capabilities

He’s actually not wrong. Predictive capabilities are a sign of an enlarged/hyperactive caudate (part of the basal ganglia). Humans with this phenotype usually occupy the higher strata of society, pair and reproduce with each other. Also can see aliens/ghosts, and I’m not kidding

HAPPENING NOW: Rep. Victoria Spartz (R-IN) is currently getting absolutely showered in non-stop boos at her town hall in Hamilton County, Indiana

me n my man at the bar looking at anna sui fw 1994 runway looks

the only thing i get from these comments is that people apparently assume you're a millionaire if you wear a cool jacket

daniel roseberry talking about the inspiration behind the schiaparelli ss25 couture collection! it’s always so beautiful and inspiring to listen to him 💗

@FLphrenology that’s hot

@giiiilz They were actually taken on a Kindle

bf took some very cute museum candids, but unfortunately he has an iphone 3. this is not to be held against him

@naoneedstovent Ok yes exactly

i see God in my home girls

paloma wool is what you wear when you don’t know how to search on ebay

i went to the cobbler and nobody knew u…..

the hostess let me use their stapler

one of my slingbacks just snapped on my way to dinner i need a christmas miracle

ppl at the channelside publix always act like they’ve never seen a beautiful woman before

I have a permanent spiritual tether to every female uber driver i’ve ever had

they did this to me & i remained gentle

I have this at work