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Your @NDtropics are hosting the 3rd annual Coupe Tropicale on February 18-19 in ND. Join us for a drink or 20 at the beer gardens and enjoy some slow motion hockey. Pls text 1-204-242-4428 to enter your team. Proceeds to go to the ND arena and cks committee. #letsgettropical

I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.

Wow. Barcelona has declared a climate emergency that gets straight to the point: "The current economic model is based on endless growth, consumption & a permanent race for profit. This economic system threatens the ecological balance of our planet & has multiplied inequalities."

If you could bring one person back from the dead to see the state of the world for one day and record their observations, who would it be? I'd bring back this guy.

Another successful ball tourney in the books. A big thanks to everyone that helped out where possible & also all who attended. We had a great time! instagram.com/darcyrobidoux/…

Looking for 1 more slopitch team to round out our draw. Text draw-master Johnny at 204-723-5077 to enter! #Clubs

Time for our last giveaway. Pls retweet to be entered into a draw for 10 drink tickets at our June 8th tourney. As an extra incentive, if we get to 50 retweets we’ll make the draw for 20 tickets. We still have a few spots left, enter your team before it’s too late!#ndballtourney

The 6th annual Claude Vigier Memorial Tournament is only a month away! Check out the pic for more details. Beer gardens open all weekend with live entertainment Saturday night featuring Casual Tees! RT to spread the word and a chance to win a $50 @TallboysPub gift card!

Damn paparazzi. Can’t go anywhere when you’re famous

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

Norm Macdonald, Still in Search of the Perfect Joke nyti.ms/2wraRKf

"Imagine that instead of taxing cigarettes, America subsidized the tobacco industry in order to make each pack of smokes cheaper." "at current prices, the production of nearly half of all U.S. oil is not economically viable, except with subsidies." theguardian.com/environment/cl…

Your @NotreDameClubs are happy to announce the booking of Flatliner, an up & coming band out of Portage. Flatlliner will headline our live entertainment on Saturday night! Baseball, a huge beer gardens open from 9am-2am and live music, sound like a good time? See you all there!

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The Claude Vigier Memorial Tournament is only a month away! RT for a chance to win 10 drink tickets!! June 9: Mixed Slo-Pitch Tourney June 10: Women's Orthodox and Men's Orthodox & Fastball Tourney *Live Band & World Famous Beer Gardens* To enter, text @jrrp73 at 723-5077

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So, let me get this straight... We're bombing Syria, because Syria bombed Syria, to show Syria that Syria shouldn't bomb Syria. Then, after we've bombed Syria for bombing Syria, we still won't accept Syrian refugees that are seeking refuge from the bombing. Got it.

There there, I do understand, taking away your guns is like taking away your Comfort Blanky. You’ll feel bereaved. Tell you what, though. We know how to deal with bereavement. We’ll send you our thoughts and prayers. Then you’ll feel better.

When you realize why it’s called “Black Mirror”.