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Ring neighborhood alerts

Throwin it back and putting on some Tom & Jerry

America and our national debt is kinda like the lannisters with the iron bank

@ChickfilA please, for the love of god, give us spicy chicken nuggets. I pray for them every night

@gingersnap331 dodge cummins would never do such behavior watch ur mouth 😫

If you drive with hazards on in the rain, you are the hazard

@instasanti_ I can’t help that people see me Cummin 😭

@gingersnap331 bro you drive with ur brights on 24/7 you are the hazard

For me it was believing that if I swallowed a watermelon seed, one would grow in my stomach…

What’s the dumbest thing yalls parents made you believe as a kid?

Literally upgraded my seats for my next flight bc I can’t do another flight with my knees in the seat infront of me. This would be a blessing

“The past is history, the future is a mystery. And this moment is a gift, that’s why it’s called the present”

Why do we still swear under oath at court? Not everyone believes in god. What about a fine based on a percent of net worth (excluding liabilities) if caught lying? That’ll make peoples butthole pucker

“You know what you use to clean stuff? A sponge. You know what you use to clean a sponge? The trash”

Somethin about peeing outside in the grass vs. inside in a toilet, is just so liberating

Just read that an ambulance crew is limiting its service outside of 911 calls. Annual fuel expense is $50k and it’s already close… it’s only June 😅

@elhombre_21 That guy deserves some team fried merch cause clearly he’s fried

rode first session of press in Atlanta not the second,,, will someone please let the person that approved this track know that 4/20 is in 5 days.

When the Joe Rogan podcast ends right as you pull up to your house

Nothing more upsetting than being halfway done edging the yard and then running out of string on the weed eater

Best sang of 2020 was “stay home if you sicc, come over if you thicc”

Whoever is playing these games that they advertise on Twitter are completely garbage.