🐝💛✨ - bee red

happy eight months since the wedding :)

i cannot catch a break

@invisibirbs WUMBUS IS MY PRECIOUS BOY

The duality of man

@Marigolds_Elk @nicholeneuro YOUR BEDROOM IS STILL THERE?

@Marigolds_Elk you’re never allowed to babysit

so excited to welcome my first baby into the world! my lovely wife leah and i have adopted this stunning baby boy. 🩵 welcome to the family, and this big world, wumbus <3

@nicholeneuro don’t talk to me or my son ever again.

cinderellas castle out on spotify- everyone’s about to see how insane i am

@CrownofElk elk then slept in my bed.

all in on green: a story in two parts

@CrownofElk ALL IN ON GREEN 9999 TOKENS

you’re legally required to tell me how cool i am for this

@nicholeneuro THE LAST TEXT BEING BARELY HIDDEN IS ART

@nicholeneuro old

@Redmusic_priv its me im the loving girlfriend

preschooler 1: “my water is orange!” me: “that’s juice.” preschooler 2: “my juice tastes like orange!” me: “that’s because it’s orange juice.” preschooler 1: “i like orange juice.” me: “me too!” preschooler 3: “me four. i not two.”

@nicholeneuro suddenly i’m not showering

I think it could hold more

THIS IS SIIICK AF

@nicholeneuro me in my classroom but with my cheese it’s and ham

@invisibirbs yes

I wanna play tomodachi life so baddds What if I do a short stream tonight where we don’t add any Miis, we just play with the ones we have