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Good morning @trafficscotland any issues westbound #M8 this morning from jncts 1-3?

The best moment of the series for me #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity

“I have found that it is the small everyday deed of ordinary folks that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love.” J.R.R. Tolkien

And here we go again @jamtarts🇱🇻

Heidenheim fans in Edinburgh tonight

Today’s clock rules: 1. The iPhone clock automatically went back 1 hour. 2. Wall clocks to be wound back 1 hour. 3. It will take 1 hour to work out how to reset the oven clock. 4. The car clock will remain 1 hour ahead of time until the clocks go forward in March. #clocksgoback

No Tesco, why don't YOU round up my total to the nearest pound for charity. You're the billion pound company, not me.

Someone filmed bats upside down and it looks like a goth nightclub

#Berlin Birthday celebrations

@BookBrunch @FodayMannah @QuercusBooks 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻❤️❤️😎

.@QuercusBooks has signed The Search for Othella Savage by @FodayMannah, winner of the 2022 Mo Siewcharran Prize bookbrunch.co.uk/page/article-d… (£)

THE EMPTY BOAT

Maggie Smith won her first Oscar for playing the toxic, delusional, and riveting Jean Brodie, a Mussolini-loving Scottish teacher in her self-professed prime, who casts a spell on her “little girls” with fatal results.

@heartsfc74 Late 70s early 80s we were horrendous , raging every week, now we have more money, a great set up and good players but .. no style, no flow , no shape, every Saturday I’m apathetic, need to spend money on a good manager who knows the meaning of the word tactics 🇱🇻🇱🇻

Cannot wait for this! Gonna be a tough watch methinks ❤️‍🩹 instagram.com/p/DABceJdsI6P/…

Rarely have I seen AI described so succinctly.

Tony Soprano impersonation