Karppon 🔞

Meet Katya Chesnokov. Nothing special. Just your average 21 year old college drop-out, working part time as a barista to pay for the rent on her crappy apartment and her steady diet of cup ramen, cheap beer & cigarettes. She's going nowhere fast. Wanna join her? #OC

@Gentlesolider2 @buitengebieden Look up what an Australian Possum sounds like

@buitengebieden Imagine you hear this sound at night and you’re living alone

The sound of a Kookaburra.. 😊

@ManletThorin I vaguely remember a loading ramp line that made me laugh when I first played

“I repeat, DO NOT have sex with the 10/10 baddie who just pledged her life to you because… uhhh… the force or something”

@RealPostFolder It's very possible that he is, in fact, the breadwinner here, subsiding her "filmmaking" hobby. Sounds like she pissed because he's using his money for himself while she has to wait for her slice of his pie. Get a real job and save up for the PC on your own. 2/2

@RealPostFolder Point of order. She says she's a "filmmaker" but doesn't mention what her husband does for a living. Her only description of him is as a "huge gamer" as if she's trying to paint him as a NEET. 1/2

@TsuchinokoT_H Do the acronym

@2dark2souls Mini Ranni when the Tarnished gets out the glass jar.

ranni is unintentionally the funniest character in the game

@historyinmemes Hey, don’t rag on corpse starch until you’ve tried it. Some of the flavoured stuff is really good.

In Snowpiercer, the passengers believe they’re eating simple protein bars—until it’s revealed they’re made from cockroaches. In the original Le Transperceneige, it’s even darker: the bars are derived from human remains.

@bluesorrowOwo @Adi_a0 @inviz0 Did you have a fucking stroke recently?

@Adi_a0 @inviz0 Darker than black Contractors are peepwidde special abilities But after using deir ability dey habb tu du sumthin liek a natural reaction wen doin de ability Apparently dis woman's obeisance is kissing... i forgot, ees been a whyl

This is the smoothest realistic fight I have seen in a long time 🔥 . .

@inviz0 Explanation for the end. In Darker than Black some people have powers that require a payment, called an "Obeisance", to use. This woman's payment is that after using her power she has to make out with a closest man. She hates this, because she's a raging lesbian.

@Liffeh I don't need to hear people public erping in prox chat, thanks. I get enough cringe in my daily life.

i feel like this is relevant now

@ArdHylfyst Y'shtola apperance vs Yshtola voice. Every time, it's jarring.

He’s so sad over being called a sin eater it’s ok Alistair it’s not your fault your soul is filled with nonsense and bullshit

@SpekterAlt @PancreasNo Superior human seed genemaxxing submissive elf genetics

@girlfailurekat @PancreasNo He's a breton and idk if I have to tell you how bretons were created

An Eldar fan interacting with the general 40k fanbase

@TsuchinokoT_H Four eyes, Four shots

"I'd rather kill 300.000 batarians than let a single autistic child suffer" That's my commander Shepard

@caenhardt @tangyrin I'm guessing you've modded something here...

@tangyrin thank you for leading me into cat girl heaven

@tangyrin Cat bathe each other with their tongues. Just sayin'...

@fairymateria We love our twink son

honestly... that might be my son right there i feel a mothers pride in my bones

@gandalfsoda I mean, it’s called inventory management. Sell some chaff before you run off looting, next time.

MY INVENTORY WAS FULL ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!! THATS FIVE MILLION GIL I COULDA HAD

@helldivers2 Not the time, dude

Helldivers, your escape to relaxation awaits!

@junim0s According to Vigil, the Keepers were reprogramed by the Prothean survivors of Ilos to lock the Reaper's out of remotely controlling the Citadel and using it as a Mass Relay for their invasion. That's why they need Saren to invade the Citidel with Sovereign and the Geth.

WHAT DID THEY EVEN DO 😭😭😭😭😭

@Erundel American's don't have a communal bathing culture, so they view it as strange. The porn-brained will also view it as sexual, unfortunately. To cultures that do have communal bathing, it's not strange or sexual, it's just normal. Like brushing your teeth or cooking a meal.

Is this not normal? I had taken baths with my nieces and nephews when they where little? Is this uncommon in America?