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im going to beat this bitch up. likr my best friend /ex has a new gf, anf i want her to date people, but this girl is like ugly as fuck

@forestfein @ccphusrox at least if u bend down and look through ur shirt, all you can see are ur titties. i look down and see whats behind me

@girlfaliuree @ccphusrox we have opposite problem 😭😭 vs dont have my size cuz they too big 💔

some luxuries are made exclusively for lé smol tités. i can only dream of them.

@ccphusrox like i think my titties may be non existent

@ccphusrox if u wanna feel better, i cant even fit into a bra from VS, they dont even carry my size. i cant even wear a bra like that

my dick big as fuck i think im hung hung hung sahur

@evilwizardbunny oh my god

i own a silicone miffy mold now so all of my meals will be Miffy for the foreseeable future. Eggs.

like no way remus and sirius could last more than 7 years together. like they feel so bipolar to me, but i love it

100% remus and sirius would never have a real happy ending in any universe but they would just keep getting back together. like i feel like sirius goes for everyone that he can see remus in, but remus will never date anyone else and would focus entirely on academia.

when life gets so bad you go back to exes to lovers wolfstar fics

when shes single, she loves me, i get all her atention and love, then she dates some other girl with my exact face, and suddenly i dont exist. and then they breakup and she loves me again.

hate to tell yall, its been 5 years, and i still cant stand when my ex/bestfriend has a new gf. im not over it. especially when every girlfriend looks like me but she doesnt want me.

i actually shouldnt care about this girl because its embarassing to be associated with her. like the only thing good is that shes good academically. but everything else. yikess.

like shes insecure. shes male centred and loves male attention. yes shes lowkey bipolar. her fashion taste is horrid. shes racist!! i bet that most people have talked shit about her. shes an awful person. and shes embarassing!

i do have to say that i do shit talk about her. to everyone. and i actually dont care, because its not like none of it is true. every word i say about her is fact.

the funniest thing about all of this is that she thinks shes a girls girl. i know she talks shit about me, but she has shit talked all of her best friends, like BADLY. if she keeps pissing me off, im airing out her shit to everyone.

like u cant fucking be a misandrist if you litterally bend ur ass backwards to get fucked by guys. this girl would do anything for male attention. and then she gets mad at me if a guy flirts with me in public like im not a lesbian

like actually this girl im living with in 2 months, shes insane. she descided she wants to be a streamer. she is posting the cringest fucking shit, and the only people following her, are men. like incels. but she says shes a misandrist. girl u posted a video rating guys biceps.

i find it so funny that this bitch im living with next year got mad i liked her story about a post but not her post at that exact minute so she wrote me "ur fake" "bye". she then unfollowed me and removed me. like i saw you 2 hours ago, wtf r u doing

@stephenattong oh twin

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