self-professed occasional dumbass

hey so this was a lot

Thekla is so short because all the inches went to her dick

Thekla has re-signed with AEW. AEW was eager to re-sign the her early after her strong performance in the company. - @FightfulSelect

It's time to get Toxic @toxic_thekla @AEW @BodyslamNet #AEW #aewdynamite

Say it. You know you want to say it... @toxic_thekla is the COOLEST. #AEWDynamite

mocking her deceased wife in front of her… this is sick and twisted

The AEW Women's World Champion @Toxic_Thekla heads into her next defense against @MinaShirakawa! Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS & HBO Max

And I’ll assume you’ll hand my title right back over to me🙂‍↔️

i’ll see you in the city that never sleeps my tater tot

I am whatever you say I am

Ot5 version (accidentally height accurate???)

I was summoned

Is ZaRuca on a collision course for Stand & Deliver?!?! @SolRucaWWE | @ZariaWWE_

"Where it all started is where it's going to END" @ZariaWWE_ and @SolRucaWWE at Stand & Deliver? 👀

"WE WERE A TEAM" 🫢 @SolRucaWWE feels this has turned VERY PERSONAL with @ZariaWWE_!

gula

finally… after all that hardship… i’m able to escape the underworld! every difficult trial is past me now! the vigilant cerberus:

#AEWDynamite 8/7c, TBS + HBO Max This Wednesday 3/25 AEW Women's World Title @Toxic_Thekla vs @MinaShirakawa Thekla says Toni Storm faked her demise to avoid The Champ. After Mina's big win last week, she’ll step up to fight The Toxic Spider for the World Title, THIS WEDNESDAY!

Thekla to the entire locker room on a random Saturday: