Matt D'Alessandro

Fantasy managers: I’m done with Justin Fields, he’s terrible. The Bears are the worst. Never again. <Looks at schedule, sees the Broncos Week 4>

With last night's loss, the Angels were eliminated from Postseason contention.

Notre Dame CBs after being given the assignment of covering Marvin Harrison Jr. on Saturday

“Who are the Eagles playing tonight?” - my grandma Me:

Was you ever in a temporary building?

Chip Kelly to ESPN at halftime: "These new rules are crazy. We had four drives in the first half. Hope you guys are selling a lot of commercials."

Tonight. Cal Quantrill returns.

Wife: "OK, when do I lose you to college football?" Me:

MLB registered a total of 253 strikeouts yesterday Tony Gwynn struck out a total of 124 times over his final 8 seasons.

Pete Rose could return to baseball, go 750-750 and Tony Gwynn would still have a higher career batting average. Remarkable