Famous First Times

Look. We know no one cares about Billy Idol. He's wack. But trust us: his wank & shag stories are TOP TIER! ◘ Podbean: bit.ly/3lC1THf ◘ Spotify: spoti.fi/40BLpgZ ◘ Apple: apple.co/3JOD0Qz #billyidol #williamidolatory @billyidol

Billy Idol is NASTY. Proper grotty stinking old punk with loads of horrible dick stories. Here's one of his rotten shagging stories for your listening pleasure. Coming Sunday! #billyidol @billyidol #billyidolsdick #penis #punkshags #grotbag

TOM JONES! Big sweaty sexy smelly TOM JONES! Hear about @realsirtomjones first wanks & shags on this edition of the worldwide smash hit FFT podcast! Available here: ◘Podbean: bit.ly/3LALtcz ◘Spotify: spoti.fi/42lK67w ◘Apple: apple.co/40iSL8R #tomjones

TOM JONES! The big TJ! @realsirtomjones chunnering on about his first shags, dirty dirty Tom Jones! Full (short) banned-from-Only-Fans episode DROPPING like Tom's y-fronts on Sunday! #tomjones #sirtomjones #itsnotanunusualcock #whatsnewpussy #welshbeefcake #biganddaft

NEW POD: Bez from @Happy_Mondays talks about his first E! He's off his fucking head, Bez! Available now! ◘ Podbean: bit.ly/3EH506R ◘ Spotify: spoti.fi/41EAIvw (coming soon!) ◘ Apple: apple.co/3IvFaUp #bez #happymondays #pills #madchester #manchester

@sn0rth0g @IggyPop @Iggy_Stooges @rockiguana Cheers snorthog you dirty bastard, keep on wanking!

@giveover @IggyPop @Iggy_Stooges @rockiguana Eyup lads. I loved the Prince Harry one and who would have thunk it? Iggy Pop rubbing his Mickey up against some poor hippy chick at a doors gig? Keep up the good work and I look forward to the next one 😁👍😅

YESSS, we're back with SEX STORIES about @IggyPop! He's a street-walking cheetah with his nob out, rubbing it on your back at gigs. ◘Podbean: bit.ly/3IkkAHC ◘Spotify: spoti.fi/40S9L6U ◘Apple: apple.co/3YMxrHY #iggypop #iggy #stooges #iggysdick #14thfeb

It's only fucking BEZ! Off his face on pills! Here it is, @bez_Beerspotter's first pill, in his own words. Full episode coming soon (probably Sunday). Lap it up, fuckers #bez #happymondays #bezonpills #pills #e #ecstasy #takingEs #mitsubishis #doves #drugstories #firstpill

Stay tuned for Bez's first E, Gordon Ramsay's first extra-marital affair, Lemmy's first sectioning, Billy Idol's first group wank, Tom Jones's cummy dick, and much much more! YESSSS

Only Fans couldn't handle our dicks! They said they only want nice dicks, not horrible old punk dicks or 80s light entertainment dicks. We won't be stopped though - we'll be posting all that bonus bollocks on the usual place, FOR FREE, cos we won't be beaten down by THE MAN

BACK TOMORROW WITH TWO NEW EPISODES! Here's another little taster: PRINCE HARRY smoking weed. He's off his fucking head, Harry (Don't worry, we do his dick and shag stuff too) #princeharry #royalfamily #harryandmeghan #princeharryondrugs #harrywindsor #spare #frozendick

#iggy #iggypop #sexstories #virginitystories #drugstories #autobiography #professionalvoicework #stooges #iggyspenis #iggysexy #iggyandthestooges #iggypopbcc #wokeorcancelled #fft #famousfirsttimes

Soz been busy but we're BACK NEXT SUNDAY with not one not three but TWO mucky podcasts! (Iggy and another secret guest who's had his dick all over the tabloids lately) More titbits over the next few days & we might even give you the exact weird dimensions of Iggy's weird dick

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Hi @eddychemical could you play this AI-created mashup on the 10th in Manc please? Around midnight just as we're all coming up, cheers mate rave.dj/4fAm2I1os3w76g

@images_ai 9/11 Twin Towers attack in the style of Hanna Barbera

@sn0rth0g @SladeNews @sladyofficial1 @sladeforlife Oh my dear sn0rthog, not just a new series but also a fortnightly mini-pod, plus a state-of-the-art audio-visual multimedia DEEPFAKE DICK FRENZY that will almost certainly get us sued into oblivion by Paul McCartney's image rights lawyers! Coming at you in about 2 or 3 months!

@giveover @SladeNews @sladyofficial1 @sladeforlife Hey guys, hope you're working on a new series!

Happy birthday today to #NoddyHolder 75! Why not celebrate the big guy's special day with a podcast all about his sexploits, which he freely and openly revealed in his own words and not through phone hacking or anything? But is he WOKE or CANCELLED??? famousfirsttimes.podbean.com/e/famous-first…

@SimonBoyle87 Hi everyone, we are the judge, jury & executioners of CANCEL CULTURE. We've done a deep dive into @NoelGallagher's sex & virginity stories for your listening pleasure. (Liam too.) But are they WOKE or CANCELLED? Tune in to find out all about their dicks! famousfirsttimes.podbean.com/e/famous-first…

@Ickay77 If you're into finding out the grotty details about celebrity shags, we're the market leader. Cast iron guarantee to cancel at least 90% of pop stars! Start with Oasis then simply follow your heart 😚 famousfirsttimes.podbean.com

I want to start getting into podcasts. Anyone have any recommendations?