Garrit Jacobson

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Garrit Jacobson

@gjacobson

Probably out running.

Moorpark, CA Katılım Mart 2009

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·19 Nis

What an amazing experience. I had ~ 200 people yell “Go Cougs” of “Go BYU” as I ran. Another 200 yelled “Yale!!!” Haha. I got one Go Utes. 👎🤣 My fav was the guy that yelled “Way to go Mormon!!!” in a thick Boston accent. Haha. An experience I’ll never forget. #Boston126

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·15h

Not sure how people can run on a treadmill…

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·3d

@JonathanLingo I think all BYU fans laughed in unison that exact same way when learning this news. Lol

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Anonymous Anonymizer@JonathanLingo·3d

I understand that BYU and Utah St have scheduled a series in basketball. Spencer and Jarom will serve as my official statement on the matter.

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Sporty@SportyMcSports·5d

Today’s #5dollarfriday (Sunday) is for @Average_Homeboy and @mssocialwelfare They found out Kirsten has stage 4 cancer. She isn’t working and he is working less to be with her. Bills are piling up and they need our support ❤️ Community on 3! Please RT 🙏 Venmo: @devpayne

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·5d

@Average_Homeboy Oh man, so sorry to hear this. We’ll be praying for you and your family.

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Average Homeboy BGXII. 🤙@Average_Homeboy·5d

I feel like our little corner of twitter is pretty special, we’ve had so many people reach out and offer prayers and support and help, and God bless Sporty for all he does on here, we feel very loved and cared for ❤️🙏

Sporty@SportyMcSports

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·23 Nis

Still not bored of these @SpaceX launches. 🚀

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·23 Nis

@chadcluff

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Chad@chadcluff·23 Nis

@gjacobson That's why we call you Mr 11. It's not just your looks.

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Chad@chadcluff·23 Nis

Top 10 American marathon runners, 3 BYU guys, including the #1 overall.

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·18 Nis

@mattwilson_ob You know what? That’s a great question! I’ll ask him, no half-measures in this family!

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Doctor Dad@mattwilson_ob·18 Nis

@gjacobson Who ran the other half?

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·17 Nis

Nothing beats seeing your college freshman wake up early before finals to run his first half marathon. I didn’t run my first half until my mid 30s. That’s my boy!!!

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·17 Nis

@chadcluff Yes! He was cruisin’

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Chad@chadcluff·17 Nis

@gjacobson And a really good pace too!

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·17 Nis

@jkimballcook She’s loving that 15 minutes (of infidelity) fame.

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Jared Cook@jkimballcook·17 Nis

Why would he reach out to her?

Oli London@OliLondonTV

Coldplay Kiss Cam woman says Chris Martin never reached out to her after she went viral cheating with her boss. “Nope. Never did!” Kristin Cabot has said she will never go to a Coldplay concert again and would have appreciated it if the singer reached out. Source: TMZ

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·13 Nis

Had a nice family hike in Malibu and also ran into Owen Wilson on the trail. This is the Point Dume overlook.

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·13 Nis

@ThomasSowell “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’” -Ronald Reagan

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Thomas Sowell Quotes@ThomasSowell·13 Nis

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·12 Nis

@karol @guypbenson Gas prices under the first President Bush

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Karol Markowicz@karol·12 Nis

California, September 2023. Joe Biden was president.

Rep. Ro Khanna@RepRoKhanna

Trump's immoral and reckless war in Iran has shot up gas prices in my district to nearly $6 a gallon. Stop the war, stop exporting our crude oil, and pass my windfall profits tax on Big Oil to give Americans a rebate for their gas bills.

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·12 Nis

@Average_Homeboy See, I like your style way better. I’m happy to sign up and clean the church. But I get a random text three days in advance and have to change my weekend plans because I didn’t know. I had been assigned a weekend. Then I just get annoyed. But I still do it!

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Average Homeboy BGXII. 🤙@Average_Homeboy·12 Nis

@gjacobson Our bishopric wanted me to just make assignments and I was like no way, if they don’t show when they sign up they’re definitely not coming with a surprise assignment

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Average Homeboy BGXII. 🤙@Average_Homeboy·12 Nis

When I was called as building rep early in the calling I hard a hard time not being judgy and bitter as I was the only one that showed up to clean the church. 😂

The Stake Clerk Emeritus@TheStakeClerk

If you have ever wondered how the separation of the wheat from the tares actually works, it turns out that it starts on Saturday mornings of those who show up to clean the church when assigned.

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·12 Nis

@TheStakeClerk I plan on only going to 25 minutes of Elder’s quorum today just to get the ball rolling

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The Stake Clerk Emeritus@TheStakeClerk·12 Nis

Why wait until September? I want 25 minute Sunday School and Elders Quorum today.

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·11 Nis

I had the honor of racing the Agoura Half Marathon in memory of a good friend’s 20 year old son, who passed away unexpectedly on December 23 due to a heart condition. He was an incredible athlete who had recently completed the Honolulu Marathon. Live like Logan!

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·10 Nis

Can someone compile video clips of the worst shots from @TheMasters to help me feel better about how bad I am golfing?

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Garrit Jacobson@gjacobson·10 Nis

Swag bags for races are often filled with a bunch of random stuff, you never really know what you’re gonna get. However, this is the first time I’ve ever got a box of couscous. Wasn’t expecting that!

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