Christian Gjerstrøm

Six years ago Bernie Sanders claimed that humanity only had about six years left to stop the existential threat of climate change. Bernie said the way to stop it was by passing the Green New Deal. The GND was projected to cost between $10 and $90 trillion. Bernie doesn't talk as much about climate change as he used to. Now he fundraises off of "Fight the Oligarchy."

A farmer dies in April 2026. His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847. The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle. On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify. In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable. The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft. The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let. A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up. The Treasury collects £140,000. The land never produces British food again.

1988: Vinnie Jones grabs Gazza where it hurts. The aftermath is even wilder than the picture: 🌹 Gazza sends Vinnie a red rose after the game. 🪠 Vinnie sends a toilet brush in return. 🔫 Gazza later pointed a loaded shotgun at him as "revenge". Modern football could NEVER. What's your favorite iconic football photo?

[Extended cut] Erna Solberg🤡 viser fingeren til det norske folk og leverer et ønske om oppsigelse. Erna avviser nordmenns særskilte rettigheter til Norge og romantiserer avgivelse av norsk suverenitet til en verdensregjering.

🔥 Almost all central Russian refineries, which provide 25% of diesel and 30% of gasoline refining capacity, are mostly or fully offline due to drone sanctions. And it's only May. This summer will be a very hot one indeed. Remember, there are no waivers for drone sanctions.😎

Oslos grønne suksesshistorie i tre akter 2019: Lan Berg kjøper 70 elbusser for 1 mrd. Champagne på Rådhusplassen. 2024: Bussene står og spinner i Kirkeveien. Sjåfører fryser. 2026: Alle 70 ute av drift. Marit Vea bestiller 76 nye fra Kina. Dette var helt nødvendig for klima🤡