Greg Boyles🇺🇦

@today_explained So basically they want to bring back jobs you prayed your children wouldn’t end up working in the hopes that you will breed and produce even more voters of questionable intellect. At least that’s what I heard…

@GeorgeTakei Almost Died And Went To Heaven... "My parents decided to give me a pringle chip in the car when i was 1." "They had to hold me upside down so it would fall out." "My soul would have been so upset if i died from a pringle...thank god I'm still here."- IGoByBay Riiiiight...

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Lol 1556 dammit Elon make us a drunk edit button already

@newbelgium the 12 pack assortment with 1776 and triple and fat tire is the absolute best ever - thanks for making it!

@nieltown Loathe is everlasting

Cope springs eternal

@LastWeekTonight man I am really missing the show. Hope your writer gu get a fair deal tho.

I know X is weird but if you think about it what were they smoking when they came up with Twitter (as in bird noise) for microblogging #X #Twitter_vs_X

Ok Gmail’s new interface has crammed the message space down to an uncomfortable claustrophobic block. It helps to set the zoom in settings to 80% and collapse the left menu where google should have put the buttons @google #gmail #protip

Look ma Xing!

@beaujennings Wardrobe by Peggy Hill ><

@JoelBrewed Just looking at the ingredients is enough to get some drool going lol

With whip cream….

@OKPoliticalMeme Calligraphy and san serif it’s a combination like sand and KY jelly

What the heck is this font

@contextdogs I am Trevor and I am a very good boy.

@OKPoliticalMeme Hrm not too long ago it was not rare to hit 100° the first of June (I know I am usually loading a truck that week each year). I think it is odd we haven’t had more 100° days up til now.

DO NOT LIKE

@JoelBrewed He wore em better…

@mmmtorbs Ok he may be right…

@gkboyles You mean Chris Gaines

Coworker: oklahoma doesn’t know rock music Me: uhh, hello, HANSON is from here??