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@KUT @EvilMopacATX Can we please find this lovely classist and most likely very racist Jimmy Leon

@KUT @EvilMopacATX is anyone reading this commentary from local white karens and their husbands + some random german tourist giving a shout out to the local cheesecake factory and having some 🔥euro-pinions fox7austin.com/news/north-aus…

Breaking: Two people have been killed in a shooting near The Arboretum, a large outdoor shopping center in Northwest Austin, emergency officials said. l8r.it/NdDj

Is it just me orrrr… @Walgreens @Nationals

@lycanthropussy_ @Swiffer @shakira is in need

SHAKIRA??

@Oreo I need to stop following your acct. Youre too good at what you do. I send txts to deploy troops to find these damn things

Hello from our newest gluten-free OREO cookie flavor 👋👋👋 📸: @glutenfreefoodie_az on IG

@Oreo I need to stop following yalls twitter acct. Youre too good at what you do. Why am i obsessed w finding this cookie?

POV: Eating the MOST 😏

@Wendys Wut flvr iz diz

I'm back.

@Rainmaker1973 When I started trying way too hard, i turned it horizontal and the black circular part looked like a pond, a trail leading out of it, then a scenery of little plants scattered about, and perhaps a gust of wind/ tornado

About 90% of the people who looked at this drawing for the first time said they saw weird lobsters, upside dragons or any sort of insects. But there's actually more. [in case you haven't already found out: buff.ly/3WUMMVX]

📆 45 days til SXSW Question: if we ran a few @partywithdirty pop-ups in the weeks leading up to SX (free booze, DJs, merch etc) would you attend? Anything less than 45 RT and we’re retiring #Jordan.

RT if you think we should bring The FADER Fort back.

Me in the dating scene

Some high product manager @Apple- we hear voices through a phone AND music through an ipod… iphone 📱

The expansiveness of earth is unsettling, i learned this from my apple tv screen saver

@wholemars @elonmusk What happens when water level is deeper than the driver thinks it is? At what depth does the car fill with water, and/or float away? Would hate to get trapped in the car

Tesla Boat

@eggpon__ At least something in my life is 6 figure$

Why am I suddenly being exposed to the word “dope”

@ccieby30 This is a lot for bacon

Always remember that we all shit, piss, and have dust bunnies under our bed

crude, cheap, unsophisticated, unoriginal, mass-produced, and above all sentimental… my annual work eval went great

Who needs a walk when you can decompress at work scrolling twitter while sitting in the restroom stall?