Joe

@dark_salvatoree 🫪🫣😬

a lot of tops are tops because they find bottoming scary

Night boys, sleep tight before I get to ya

@wheres_paully Fight me bro

who wants to wrestle? 🤼

@DT_chs_ 🥰

@glassofginger Man you’re stunning

Mostly always done the full beard but feeling the constant urge to shave back to the moustache 👨‍🦰

@campingngayming Ofc you in need of a good scrub?

@glassofginger Oh perfect, are you joining too? 😉

You’re looking for the shower? It’s right over there

@t_kobs Put a son in me?

Putting the sun in Sunday

@anthonydmusa Been there, though I get burned from a photo of the sun

Completely burnt 🦞

@danielnadine 🤔 not sure how do you look with it?

Like my suit?

@jimmysteelegold Red 👨‍🦰

need to know for research whether red or black are hotter

@JayHammer101 A truly terrifying thought for my people 🫣

Sun on skin ☀️

@borntodelusion It is fucking fun

the problem is the more I fuck the more I wanna fuck 😫

@SanAndree4 🌛

@twinkthings Look at it this way, hair grows back and you just grew as a person 🙏

Shaved my armpits! Big mistake 🥹

@benfrsp 💙

Good Morning

@cfree94 Fuck my toilet is right in front of mine so got the prefect seat to stare into the abyss

I AM NOT AUTISTIC I JUST SOMETIMES REALLY LIKE STARING AT MY WASHING MACHINE GOING THROUGH ITS CYCLE

@BlackLanterrn Must feel so deeply unserious when he’s technically your boss’s boss’s boss but you have to guide him around on a leash

Oh he’s tweaking BOOTS

@MorningBluke It’s nice that it’s still easy to notice

It's really obvious with of gays are using ai to write their tweets & I hate it lmao

@shinywiglett We thank you for your sacrifice 🫡

I think as a society we should stop posting nudity on main, you all can dm them to me instead because only I know what to do with them

@shinywiglett Yeah suddenly you get very aware of how reflective windows can be, I always just panic to bookmark so I can get back to it later

@glassofginger butt eating thong pics are my favorite btw but not sure if I’m able to say what I mean properly

this website needs a nsfw and sfw toggle so we can scroll through it in public without heart attack risk