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Big Will

@glicker89

From the desk of Big Will: dictated not written. Just here to call offsides and icings. Touching Base Award Winner #BigWill https://t.co/tif6ckOYKg

Katılım Nisan 2009
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Big Will@glicker89·
My buddy called his wife after our round "yeah, I'll be home in 45min" to which i immediately said "it'll be at least 2hrs before youre home" its now been 2hrs and hes still here
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Being friends with the superintendent at your course is an absolute must
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You ever wonder if when we talk to dogs in the dumb high pitched borderline condescending voice we all use to say good boy/girl, the dog is thinking "why the hell are you talking to me like that" and their perceived excitement is really just annoyed confusion hops and shuffles
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Back in Chicago in 2 weeks Pequods or millies?
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Goodell should start popping 1 button every 30min
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Golf trip day 1: fired off a great round, weather was perfect, house is way better than we could have ever anticipated, dinner demolished, drinks flowing, and the boys (and @stepheparsons) are buzzzziiinnnggggg
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Big Will@glicker89·
How do abortions work in the Harry Potter universe? Is it just a spell "fetus goodbyeus" or is it the same muggle world procedure?
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Big Will@glicker89·
I'll never apologize for sending my friends 1295 reels in an evening. This dumb 30sec video brought me joy, I want you to share in that joy and hopefully not jude me too hard on some of the unhinged ones
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Big Will@glicker89·
It is so wildly entertaining going into long term care communities and the little old ladies just gas you up "ohhhhh youre so tall! And handsome!" Why thank you Doris!
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Big Will@glicker89·
Atta boy Rory
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This isn't helping battle conspiracy theories....
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Big Will@glicker89·
My first free weekend since probably January, we're swinging the sticks friday, Saturday, Sunday, and basking in the Master's all weekend
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Ban sleeveless shirts for guys on flights
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Shawn S.@theshushu·
@glicker89 I want this to be true for you, but with today being what it is, I believe nothing
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Big Will@glicker89·
Oh. My. God. It finally happened. I got hired to be a linesman in the NHL for next season.
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Why is my day starting like this...
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This is the penultimate strip club name
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Taylor@thatswhatTayCed·
Why has no one at this tanning salon heard of the shade Catalina??? This is tragic
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