Glitterslug (them/her/any)🌈 ∞

Me: *writing a super literary piece* My cat in the bg: *sticking its head into a plastic bag just for the hell of it* My Spotify playlist: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 You: *reading this tweet*

Worth bringing back this tweet

Okay parade I fucking see you

@e_m_doyle @TheSunMagazine That was yummy!

I don’t know how to post about this because it means too much to me. But my first published story just came out in @TheSunMagazine. It’s one that draws on the lives of my grandmother and mother (and contains lots of sex stuff they’d both hate 🙃). thesunmagazine.org/issues/565/thu…

@shaTIRED HOW IT ENDS A third party enters the chess board: the enbees named after concepts. Chaos and Ennui team up to bring havoc and heart across the war front

let’s start a gender war, except it’s just nonbinary people named after inanimate objects vs. nonbinary people named after foods

"Say your username when you come," Facebook rasped. IG gasped as Facebook linked to one post, followed by two. "What if Twitter sees?" she whimpered. "I hope Twitter does." Facebook claimed IG's mouth in a punishing kiss. "I'm going to violate every term of service he has."

in honor of Jane Austen’s birthday today, don’t forget to tell someone “if I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more”

@Swilua @Dangerwood6 @CriminalUnionFW Maybe YOU don’t want to eat fae food

That one time I slurped mead out of a frozen cougar track hoping it would give me powers, but then a whole bunch of weird bad stuff happened for two years instead. Life lessons.

@RosieeThor What season did you start with. For me the first few seasons are unwatchable lol.

saying “liminal” the way 1980s surfers say “tubular”

Hoodies are gender and I will not explain

When @Alyssa_Milano affirmed #GingerMinj I feel like you could see the dysphoria leave her body lol the look on her face was so wholesome😮🤯and I feel like maybe I too could dance in public one day far , far , far in the future, jiggles & all #RPDR

@Fabihaydar @JordanFehr I could ~feel~ this tweet lol

@JordanFehr Getting different sounds that attack different frequencies so they layer but don’t overlap so it feels nice n thick

FML I just took the PERFECT video of my cat belly out with that #RPDR in the bg where @VioletChachki and @katya_zamo deliver a fucking masterpiece cha cha and MY CAT STRETCHED EXACTLY WHEN THE MUSIC SWITCHED and I was so distraught I hit X instead of sending it to @awritingwall

My #astral family heard I was lonely and based on the 4 fucking family reunions with dead people I have never met I imagine them all as boisterous aunties like “LONELY?! NOT ON MY WATCH! HAVE SOME ASTRAL ICE CREAM AND SIT NEXT TO THE COUSINS UNTIL YOU’RE NORMAL AGAIN”

@Rachael846 Someone is trying to deliver you a message 😂

*Me wireframing a website* I don’t want this to be like ~other~ websites*

@stephyj725 Please hug your father for me

my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is

@queenlaurs22 @lilgrapefruits It wasn’t NOT Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge

“i like pancakes” “so you hate waffles?” is giving twitter users too much credit. it’s more like “i like pancakes” “so you think i should have to eat pancakes every day even though i’m allergic to buttermilk and my father was ground to dust in a flour mill?”