G. L. Jaguar

@nbcwashington Who wrote this headline. Come on y’all

An alleged sugar daddy’s severed thumb was used to steal from the man after his homicide, prosecutors say. nbc4dc.com/b68B79u

@nbcwashington @WashProbs post this. Your followers need to know this

There have been far less carjackings in D.C. so far this year compared to this time last year, new statistics show. nbc4dc.com/TPEUIWm

David Attenborough is out here trying to tell me Tyrannosaurus Rex swam like ducks.

They should make sidecars for pugs and call them grumbleseats.

Ecstatic International es el nuevo proyecto del guitarra de Priests @gljaguar y Laura Harris de @exhexband. El single 'High Violence' se mueve en sonidos new wave bailables, y está en el EP homónimo de debut (14/10)... y en el último '¡Por Fin Es Lunes!' ecstaticinternational.bandcamp.com/releases

I didn’t make the list at The Cheesecake Factory

Grown man at the bar across the street is making train noises

@aggsrachel Aggs I’ve been feeling the same way Xoxox

I really believed I’d release more music throughout 2021 but…. This year has SUCKED and I’m having a bit of crisis of confidence trying to finish and release music lately😵‍💫anyway buy this one please it’s still good r4ggs@bandcamp.com 🙏🏽

@perfumegenius Meet Jackie Chin

The Japanese chin is known for their silky, profuse coat and unmistakably aristocratic bearing. What are you known for you piece of shit

🆕 Next week @_DCHealth will provide walk-up vaccine doses to DC residents who are at least 65 years old - no appointment needed. #Ward4 seniors can go to Lamond Recreation Center from Wednesday, Apr 21 to Saturday, Apr 24 anytime between 9am-1pm to get their shot!

This is the best thing I’ve read in awhile.

Just saw 2 F-22(?) fighter jets fly over. Could have been the same jet coming back around. Doesn’t matter how many times I see fighter jets fly over DC, it will always make me feel a sense of impending doom.

I just sat trough a really terrible sci-fi movie only to find that the Aliens have come to Earth in search of Christ...

It’s so insane to me how close the COVID RELIEF BILL was. You think our law makers would actually want to help their constituents.

Bon Jovi singing The Beatles! I just can’t even tho”

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar reading Abraham Lincoln’s inaugural address is just the kind of classic American television we don’t see enough of in the world today.

@BernieSanders I love your mittens!