George Kramer

Happy Cinco de Mayo. Also wearing my Cinco de Santo shirt from @GuyFieri and @sammyhagar

I have a fear of over-engineered buildings. It's a complex complex complex.

I was wondering why the football kept getting bigger...then it hit me!

The invention of the shovel was ground breaking.

A farmer went into his pasture and counted 196 cows, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

I owe a lot to sidewalks. They've been keeping me off the streets for years.

I got drunk yesterday and ate some Scrabble tiles because it seemed fun. Now that I'm sober, I fear my next poop could spell disaster.

@sarahjaneyk not sure if you saw this or if you had plans

@sarahjaneyk here is what we will be drinking in on Monday

@sarahjaneyk that isn't Cob Poppers popcorn...😢

Mother Nature is allowing us to be outside again today. #cobpoppers

Use my code Corneliu2014 or click on punchh.com/b/tacojohns to earn a free Crispy Beef Taco.

@sarahjaneyk How did you get those Wild Animals to pose for a pic?

@DGodfatherMoody @DanicaPatrick @NaturesBakery If she gave you the apple one put it in the microwave for 10-15 seconds if you can...

Tractor Pull/Quilt Show/Vendor Fair and Kettle Corn...and beautiful weather #cobpoppers

Sweat dries.... Blood clots.... Bones heal..... Suck it up buttercup

Birthday boy!!

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