Rj

Da cart got me so fucked I stopped thinking, therefore I wasn’t

If there’s 365 days and 8 billion people how can we give everyone a birthday

When it’s ur hb turn with the group pole but he don’t know how to use it so he accidentally blow his shi smoove off

Teacher: alright kids today we will be spelling our names forward Kid named baby rapist:

Me in 2050 when my nueralink gets infected and detects potential negative thoughts about sacrificing my newborn to Israel so it performs emergency goy shutdown protocol

I know DaBaby fell off but to say Kirk died is a little far

Age is just a number.

Me when I was gooning on twitter and accidentally scrolled to a close up of Charlie Kirk getting shot

There’s gotta be one real digga. Can the real digga please stand up? There has to be 1 real digga left in Germany in this damn country. Are there any real diggas left?

Just flabbergasted the they/them barista by ordering in fluent woke

@nettspendhater3 @DeLuciasHater97 Casts fireball on your home village

@DeLuciasHater97 @glorp_67 @glorp_67 proceeded to schilling spread on me as if it wasn’t 5 dollars being flexed in the spread

Was gonna be late to the gathering so I cast teleport and some mid ahh knight proclaimed I could not afford a steed

@DeLuciasHater97 U can be both twin ❤️

Not a loser I’m just niche

It’s over for ur granny if I get her ssn

Just saw my first messenger, thinking about shooting him