Josh Glover

Telling my kids this was Mumford and Sons

@alexnayler Not necessarily the same but England’s last international game against Ireland had 4 players scoring their first England goal

To add to the unusualness, we’ve had first-ever Tottenham goals for Scarlett, Ajayi, and Moore. When was the last time three players scored their first goal for a club in one game?

Reason for holiday leave: Double screening of Scooby-Doo and Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

@Shuttsapalooza Milos Krasic

I want to hear about players the streets DID completey forget. I’ll start.. Arda Turan.

@fatpirlo @HITCSevens Guido Carrillo?

@HITCSevens Cant mind his name but argentinian striker for southampton

What are some of the best examples of not necessarily the *worst* signings, but just distinctly average players who were signed for insanely overpriced fees?

@Chris_Freeman97 @lufcstats Can’t see it mate think the user is private

@lufcstats @gloveactually97 one for you this

@footballtweet Brazilian Ronaldo?

You can choose only one number 9 for your side... (They are all in their absolute PEAK) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Alan Shearer 🇮🇹 Filippo Inzaghi 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Michael Owen 🇧🇷 Adriano 🇺🇦 Andriy Shevchenko 🇦🇷 Hernan Crespo 🇸🇪 Henrik Larsson 🇧🇷 Ronaldo GO. 👇

@iamtomskinner Respect that mate! Bosh

Guys, I DO NOT Take payment upfront for mattresses or Beds. I only take payment when on delivery at your door via, cash, card or bank transfer and I only call on number ending in 816. Few people say they’ve been contacted by people pretending to be me😃👍🏼 stay safe guys. Bosh

@Thogden Pascal Chimbonda

Who’s the first player that comes to your mind when you see this…

@WikiBallersQuiz Guti

Wikipedia footballer 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣

When someone asks how I’m feeling today

Rasputin by Boney M has absolutely no right to be such a bop with the subject of its lyrics, but it bloody works

@sportbible Lewis McGugan

Who is the most 'football league' player of all time?

@OfficialFPL @j_callum

How did Gameweek 37 affect your mini-league hopes? #FPL

@OfficialFPL Haaland Oates

A good early contender! Keep the #FPL team names coming

@sjhfletch What actually happened?

Some afternoon for Swansea City defender Cyrus Christie. How is that even possible?

I was a fool to ever doubt the tastiness of sour cream and onion Pringles

@AGG1_ I live for BBC live updates

@k2_villa @FootballCliches Panenka and Cruyff lining up next to Rory Delap 😍

90,048 truly INCORRECT people here

@WithingtonHope is this @allllgunn