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you should be able to call out of work when the day has weird unsettling vibes

healing can look like anything. for instance i’m about to do something insane

having a light lunch :)

“do you know excel” no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold Infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.

the way i text my bf throughout the day is similar to a 3rd grade summer essay. i went for a walk. i had something to eat. it was good. i feel happy. i had a good time. i saw a bird

@isaac89342150 they’re literally mine

There’s nothing more crippling then when your girlfriend tells you that she doesn’t love you anymore. (she won’t let you eat her leftover chicken tendies)

Enough

Sharpshooter Annie Oakley shooting over her shoulder using a hand mirror. Photographed in 1899.

why did my college textbooks come with a mini red bull and a sample dry shampoo

some friendships feel so necessary. like i needed to meet this person & have them in my life

anyone else address their pets as sir/ma’am but not as in a term of respect but more like, a buffet employee frantically trying to stop a customer from grabbing food with their bare hands?

@paxvenezolana noo!!!!! i’m so sorry vero!!

@paxvenezolana seems like her relationship wasn’t meaningful either so u good

At the farmers’ market. Not for the fruit. Not for the vegetables. For the lore

Best thing i’ve seen in a while.

benz just licked the flavor blasted goldfish dust off of my snack bowl. a true american

thinking about when I worked at cocos and a doordasher asked me what shoes I was wearing (doc martens) and told me they were, quote, fire, endquote

@magdaberries girl WHO

I think it’s cute when a straight man calls his friend who is very normal “an absolute legend” because he likes him and they have a nice time together

@paxvenezolana banger tweet