Surfin' Plourd

@AliciaETaylor I’m still looking for my long lost relative

“I saw some things on Reddit that said Alicia…” Oh YES. Totally must be true then. No way that’s made up. On an anonymous site? Psh. Never! Hey @glp182 remember when some redditor claimed to be related to you to give insight into my “relationship history”? lol

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey to ICE: “Get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

@AliciaETaylor An instant classic

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

@AliciaETaylor Yes please

GUYS GUYS GUYS 🚨🚨🚨 Should I message him back?

17 million people just lost health care. 18 million kids just lost school meals. 3 million Americans just lost food assistance. And $3.5 trillion was added to the deficit. All for a tax cut for Trump’s billionaire donors. The ultimate betrayal.

Prince would have turned 67 today. Here are some of his best moments. A thread 🧵 1. This is probably one of the greatest improvised solos ever. What a legend.

@AliciaETaylor Oh. Well then. I thought they were for me.

The guy was so excited and started throwing 🫶 back to Corey and was high fiving his friends, I couldn’t break his heart

I had to wait a long time before tweeting this because I didn’t want to embarrass anyone but every time Corey blows me a kiss from stage I think of the group of guys that were standing in front of me one show and thought he was blowing kisses to one of them in particular

Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

When texting @AliciaETaylor, Apple intelligence really sums my emotions up nicely.

Is giving flight attendants gifts upon boarding a normal thing? I’ve seen three families on my flight do it today but have never seen it before. I love the thought tho. These folks work hard and have to deal with the worst of the worst folks sometimes

CHAMPIONSHIP BOUND ‼️‼️

fuck

To explain the Zelenskyy and Trump beef, Zelenskyy is Kendrick and Trump is Drake. Hope that helps.

@AliciaETaylor Shin Chan

Tell me your favorite anime

@AliciaETaylor Are those THE red pants?

Yep. That’s him.

@AliciaETaylor Cuties

Happy New Year! Love, Mom and Dad

@AliciaETaylor I’m so happy at the progress not only he has made, but you as well. Healing is important for the both of you and I can see it happening

I’m so grateful he has done the excruciating inner and shadow work to build himself strong on his own. Trauma can cause a myriad of issues into adulthood. Please seek help and support. You can push through and find happiness. I promise. ✨

This was in June. About a year ago, we were on separate tours, working our individual careers. Just looking at photos of him this time last year, you can tell something was wrong. I needed to be near him again- he had to do the work, but now at least I’m here to support him.

@AliciaETaylor Those glasses tho

🥺🥺🥺 his health and happiness is the most important thing to me. I will always be by his side. ✨

Righteous Gemstones is more documentary than comedy

@holland623 @cadaver_x @AHEART0FSTONE Bruhhhhhhh