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Glupp Shitto
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🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso emerging as a leading contender for Chelsea and is open to managing in the Premier League. Chelsea have made contact with Alonso. (@JacobsBen @alex_crook)
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@legodinoenjoyer Glupp Shitto was my favorite character in Star Wars
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Why are Invincible's top 10s in the verse just background glupshittos
One Peak Man@daily1punch
Invincible has a Hero Named "Two Punch Man", who is a parody of Saitama (One Punch Man) He wears the polar opposite clothes and has the ability to 100% kill his enemy on his second punch !! 👊🏻
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@BeardedCounsel @Chelsearory Thats why I said it’s a problem
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@glurpsheeto @Chelsearory It’s laughable that you think you will finish 6th. 😂 you are mor finishing above Bournemouth
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@man0fthemonth @Chelsearory That’s why I said it’s a problem
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@glurpsheeto @Chelsearory lost your mind if you think chels are finishing 6th
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@iam_brau Potter was Brightons manager then he was Chelsea’s manager
Maresca was Leicesters manager then he was Chelsea’s manager
Frank was Brentfords manager and then he was Tottenhams manager
Please listen to yourself.
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Enrique was Celta Vigo manager before he became Barcelona manager
Pep was Barcelona B coach before he became Barcelona manager
Zidane was Madrid B coach before he became Madrid Manager
Kompany relegated Burnley and now he is Bayern Manager.
Iraola can be Chelsea manager
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@VdykCFC Areolas gonna take us to the promise land, bring him in immediately. Take a look at yourself 😂
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“We can’t have Iraola, style will cause injuries”. I’m sorry to break it to you, but…
- Fabregas uses a high intensity, high pressing system
- Alonso uses a high press, with wingbacks
It’s literally the flirting vs harassment meme. How can you slate Iraola but love the others?
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Iraola has a Kloppish style mentality with football, which is:
- High tempo
- Very direct
- High pressing
- Forcing mistakes
Aka, “controlled chaos”. It’s high risk, high reward with him which is why it is imperative that we sign the right players/profiles if he’s appointed
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@ChelseaFC Let’s also not forget that crook Joe Shields. I hope he reads this. He has sunk this club and needs to be the next one out the door
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@ChelseaFC Get those sporting directors out next. I feel for Liam. Got shafted by those above. Stewart and Wistanley the next to walk please. It’s their fault and nobody else’s
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@CFCCentral3 Which report do we believe? Wasn’t it yesterday where they said Estevao would be back for Tottenham? Hopefully this is a case of the media trying to cause a bigger riot in light of our current circumstances
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For context, most medical journals only go up to grade 3 ruptures [severe.] A grade four is informally a complete rupture, or worse, avulsion, when the tendon pulls off the bone. Return will take six months if done right.
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@NiiNiiFC Sacking this manager and bringing another one in just like the last 3 would be the absolute end of our club
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I don’t see Rosenior here next season, reckon Iriola is coming then?
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🚨🔵 Chelsea have agreed pro deal with 16 year old talented defender Calvin Diakite.
Agreement valid until June 2028 with Diakite who’s been part of the Chelsea U21’s, U18’s and England youth team.
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@ChelseaFC I’ve been a Chelsea fan for years and this is by far the worst lineup I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen Morata/Willian/Pedro, Havertz/Gallagher/Sterling which I thought were bad but now I get Neto Delap and Gusto. Thank you Clearlake!
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@JohyanCruyff Too bad the fullbacks were cucurella and malo gusto
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Fullback between the lines what’s Maresca doing man😡😡
! 🧊🦉@kaiiesque
O'Reilly LOVES this underlap run to the byline for a cutback and Doku picks it out every time
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@CFC_Decatio Can you tell me anything about his tactics? Or are you sexually attracted to him?
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@NiiNiiFC Boehly would have to step in over Egbahli. You’d have to change the directors around and get a serious coach/talent. Our squad itself doesn’t have that many wounds. We’re still 3-4 solid players away from being a good team. But a good team needs a good coach/structure.
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For man that want the owners out, what happens next?
What is an outcome to hope for or expect?
I’m not dismissing nothing, I just want the conversation to continue and for that more depth is needed
What’s everyone thinking man? We’re a mess rn
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@ChelseaFC The balls to post this when we’ve eaten 5 goals in the first leg
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