Greta

Coworker: “oh wow, I didn’t realize how ginger you were.” 👩🏻‍🦰

Maybe the @packers should just start going for 2

This flick from Jun Endo is UNREAL 🤯

@Ultimate_Finley Did he…throw the game

Kerkering should prob stay in LA and lay low for a bit. This was one of the worst panic plays I’ve ever seen. Totally blew it.

Word got it

Have to raw dog my run, no headphones, my nightmare, thots and prayers plz

Midwesterners zipper merging to form a line at the airport is top tier

I’m so desperate for change that Im closely following a mayor’s race in a city that I don’t even live in just to catch a glimmer of hope.

@Ultimate_Finley Your wittle wegs are toired

I’m tired, I’m physically exhausted and my legs feel like they’re filled with concrete but the vibes from this last weekend were immaculate. Hype for the season.

fire doc rivers

JD Vance wouldn’t last a fucking minute here

The most drunken city in every state

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps

I wish I could freeze over for say... the next four years, minimum.

Could be a secret Ratatouille situation.

hahahaha ha ha ha no

this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on

What do you mean I can’t dress like a banana and play beer die at work???

It's been downhill since Pluto stopping being a planet