gay baby

do you think god anticipated late stage capitalism

@yourparentjohn1 LARP

straight reefer in my tobacco pipe

making the pregnant woman to carry my groceries bc i hit arms today

@bastionwhy witnessing the bible being written

cutting a hole in the bottom of the trashbag and sucking the sludge out

@bastionwhy 2:17 am

incase you forgot

@bastionwhy i'm from tel aviv and i love this

she fired her clit like a bullet into my forehead

I hate how you get on Celsius

@yourparentjohn1 tarkov players

genuinely what crowd was the burnt peanut Fortnite crossover for?

addressing my grandpa by "slap nuts"

i want to beat scooby doo's head in with a hammer

popped a boner and i fucking passed out

sir, i'm going to need to see your scrodentials

love island with the boys

@bastionwhy rabbi

rabbitch

@bastionwhy i think you should smoke this

should i smoke this? @gnargnar420

i feel like joe swanson

watching my friends play destiny 2 is like watching them smoke crack out of a broken lightbulb

destiny 2 is the one piece of video games, dragged out poop streak

i think i got my moms beard genes

earwax candle💗

i’m a local up and cumming artist