Gustavo Marval

Birthplace: Earth 🌎 Race: Human 🧬🫀 Politics: Freedom ⛓️‍💥 Religion: Love ❤️ Governance: Peace ✌️🕊️ That’s what we must aim for. 😎🔥

@TrollFootball Hahahahah great vid

Higuain 😳

@Polymarket Not true

JUST IN: Venezuela to raise monthly minimum income to $240.

@hayasaka_aryan 🎯😂😅

70 years of feminism and the most profitable occupation for women is still prostitution

@dyingscribe Hahahah billionaires posts

He said my girl’s pussy is the most edible out there. He said he’s eating Wagyu pussy, grass fed, free range

@__temiszn Hahahaha too good of a sketch 😅

Probably one of the funniest video you’re going to see today, the media team did him dirty😭😭😂

Great ad

Cool

@aakashgupta It’s called the matrix haha

You check your Apple Watch in the morning. Sleep score: 62. You decide it's going to be a foggy day. And then it is. A 2014 Colorado College study suggests the score itself causes the fog. 164 people walked into a lab. Researchers hooked them up to fake EEG equipment and told them the readout would show their REM percentage from the night before. Then they fabricated a number. Half the room was told 28.7%. Half was told 16.2%. The machine wasn't measuring anything. Participants took four cognitive tests. The Paced Auditory Serial Addition Test, where you add numbers spoken at increasing speed and hold your last sum in working memory while computing the next. And the Controlled Oral Word Association Task, where you generate as many words as you can starting with a single letter under time pressure. Both are gold-standard measures of attention and executive function used in clinical neurology. The 28.7% group outperformed the 16.2% group on both. Significantly. How rested participants actually felt that morning predicted nothing. The mechanism is mindset priming an executive resource. When you believe you slept well, you allocate cognitive effort more aggressively. You don't conserve. You don't pre-disengage. Belief about the resource changes how you spend it. Two control conditions ruled out demand characteristics. Participants weren't trying harder because they thought they should. Real measurable cognitive performance shifted with the number on the readout. The Apple Watch sleep score. The Oura ring readiness number. The morning ritual of checking either one is taxing the resource you're about to need. The performance gap from a fabricated REM percentage was larger than the gap from how rested participants actually felt. The number was louder than the night.

@dom_lucre Wildest story I’ve read today

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This Indian man went to his sister’s grave, dug her up and brought her to a bank at threw her on the counter out of desperation to to withdraw $211 worth of Rupees after Odisha Grameen Bank told him he needed proof of next to kin to withdraw from his sister’s account.

NY Mets helping their fans get affordable tickets by losing all their games 😅

@Osint613 Wow! Wild! Haha

@0xleegenz 😂🤣

Me after i did my own taxes and got a $50k return because i claimed my coworkers as dependents, since i carry the whole team

@persianjewess @RickKel10889606 Life is beautiful

Over 70% of the East Village voted for Mamdani. Now they’re suing Mamdani because he’s planning to relocate Bellevue homeless shelter to the East Village.

@jcarlos2001 Jajajajajaj dinero bien gastado

Me compré un dron de 5000€ -¿Para trabajar? YO.....

@Ryanair Hahahahah post of the day

another reason we don’t fly to North America

@JOKAQARMY1 @MelissaRNMBA More exciting than a sports game

One of the greatest commentaies ever. 🤣

@DoctorPicksMx Jajajajaja la gente no madura 😅

En la transmisión de NBA en Prime, leyeron un mensaje de Elver Galarga JAJAJAJAJAJAJA