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Glynn Barnes after watching Zodiac (2007)

This damn cricket has been terrorizing me for 5 days(nights). I haven’t had a good day since the doordash guy ate my fortune cookie “they forgot to throw the cookie in the bag” bro you have crumbs on your shirt. I’m living that one regular show episode.

War Bad Boobs Good

She in Spotify dms showing feet!!!

@faketrustfund Guy who gets his third strike for going 15 in a 14

I got kicked from the friend group for shazaming songs in the car.

Got hit with “the usual?” at the bakery today. This is how it starts in a month I’ll be Boston cream guy and I’ll have to stop going there. I don’t even go every day it’s a twice a month thing. I’m on yelp rn giving them 3 stars for making me feel uncomfortable (no I’m not)

1A....1A!!! 1A 1A 1A 1A 1A!! 1 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! 1A 1A 1A 1A 1A 1A 1A 1A 1A!!!

"Night Guest" - my oil painting

@faketrustfund Modern day version of this classic just dropped

@Suspec7_ you had wall hacks when we played cod

@Suspec7_ don't you have 3 discord kittens?

@Suspec7_ Salmonella 🔜?

There’s a guy out there with my water filter and the replacement amazon sent. Come on dude you don't even fuck with Brita like that (damn ngl he probably does fw Brita). 2 water filters? being a thief is one thing but you're also greedy yeah enjoy super hell bud.

The Force was strong with this first pitch 💪 Hayden Christensen threw out the first pitch at today’s game!

Never kill yourself. You must outlive Vince McMahon.

@DiscussingFilm still mad my parents took me to see step up 3d instead of this

15 years ago today, ‘SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD’ released in theaters.

"Atlantic Summer" - my oil painting

guy who says tune instead of song