The Goat Path
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The Goat Path
@goat_path
Photographer, writer, occasional tree climber, traveler, comedian, vet, former thru-hiker. #goatpath Legally @ragdoll_inc’s sex slave.

BREAKING: U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42.

The entire row is alllllll yours. Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out... You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows. united.com/Elevated



One of the weirdest discoveries I've made socializing with veterans is their disturbingly comprehensive familiarity with white girl pop music.

GOOD NEWS: For the first time in over 40 years, rhinos have returned to the wild in Uganda, after being wiped out by poaching in the 1980s!


oh good, its on prime. that means i can have it delivered before the siege tomorrow



Hegseth: "May almighty God continue to bless our troops in this fight. To the American people, please pray for them every day on bended knee with your family, in your schools, in your churches, in the name of Jesus Christ."


almost shed a tear at these tulips randomly growing out of the street today, happy spring equinox 🌷















