slapmaster

@Buck36043Buck all of the above motherfuvcker

@slater57649 mario teacher trying so hard to be mad but just can't after that "oh noo"

There are those teachers.

@rap3dbyr3ality @H34SSANv2 the child in the photo said that MJ touched him

@H34SSANv2 Tbh this says more about you if you see a harmless photo and think MJ was touching him as your first thought

“He was just trying to live the childhood he never had”

@DukeHerndon i'm old and disappointed enough to be your mother but go off white boy

@goatfunker Your girlfriend is currently getting Eiffel towered by frat guys

Maddie Kowalski now working counter at the QuikTrip gas station

@Oranguttttan fat distribution is actually doing wonders because she just looks like your regular fat auntie now

@SecretDJFaust female characters finally getting to look a little fucked up thank god

I will always love when devs put furry girls who are not conventionally attractive to their games

@BuildermanFish it do

i swear im not crazy this shit looks like shmorky

@Monsterclowd @JayBigglesworth @ranmasaotome96 i mean i guess? i'm not going to argue, you can look into him if you want gimme kiss mwah

@goatfunker @JayBigglesworth @ranmasaotome96 Oh, so he's even less possibly relevant, and the glazing is even more unwarranted.

People keep bringing up the Destiny debate, but this was the point where it all went wrong for Jonny boy.

@Monsterclowd @JayBigglesworth @ranmasaotome96 no because neil has influenced so much internet culture it's like saying you doubt the rolling stones have influenced your musical taste, they just have

@goatfunker @JayBigglesworth @ranmasaotome96 Because he's an idiot and thinks only the people who are very young wouldn't know who he is?

@Monsterclowd @JayBigglesworth @ranmasaotome96 this is why he asked if you were 12

@JayBigglesworth @ranmasaotome96 Very, very unlikely.

@insanebrain69 @Livrmornydrpout @AppleFunkSus3 @SickerGuyStyll nigga vermont doesnt do shit go grow corn or something you field honky

@Livrmornydrpout @AppleFunkSus3 @SickerGuyStyll No it can’t be. But if I was you live in Minneapolis and odds are I pay for your tax stamps so 操你妈

Who’s abti is this 😂😂😂

@KireiAltAccount this is exactly what playing the game feels like (not a fan)

just went through my folders of videos and found this gem

@NicoleMay316 @hexag0n414 reminder that some people do okay and live actual lives during high school

@hexag0n414 What were you doing at 20? Cause I still had zero of my life figured out, was crashing towards rock bottom, and was on my way to become a full blooded incel.

Reminder that VivziePop made an oc that’s a pedophile

Just whipped this up as a late lunch

@fishquichee oohh... uhhh ... ahhhh,, ummmmm........ ouughhh mhm,, uhh ..... ummmm, okay.... so uh...... ouuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@chastitycage_co AI selling you a pokemon chastity cage because japan's PSYOP to eliminate worldwide birthrates went a little too well and now i can only cum if i'm within walking distance of a nintendo product

Not a cage. A sacred orbit. 🧘‍♂️✨ Encased in a luminous 3D sphere, this is not about restriction – it’s about transmutation. 👉topchastity.com/products/3d-sp… #SpiritualChastity #3DPrinted #topchastity #chastity #chastitycage #chastitydevices #topchastity #chastitybelt #chastitylock

@Rose_Fox2 @werewolf_doctor those people should be more afraid of letting strangers nut in them than needles

@werewolf_doctor Some people have a huge fear of needles like me They literally had multiple people hold me down to put the IV into me when I went to the hospital recently Not trying to make excuses or anything for refusing STD testing, but some people just have a very huge fear of needles

This is how I shame my needle phobic friends who refuse STD testing but still wanna fuck at FWA

@Sulaiman_alty gronk what is the michael jackson estate

Can someone explain to me like I’m 5 yrs old… how someone dead since the 90s is still dominating streams in 2026???

@kinnieslop @KinguGaiden can u hook me up on temu i cant pay $400 for ts

@KinguGaiden she did and you can do it really easily for very little money

I scrolled past it 5 times today but that woman seriously did not put a microchip in her hand right?