mitchell

There is still plunder to be found on this dim and dying Earth...

In 1989, he arrived at a local hospital with lacerations to his penis, claiming to have received them via a vacuum cleaner.

He was the kind of guy who would listen to white noise for hours on end. He once drove 700 miles to an L.L. Bean store, and drove back after seeing that the parking lot was full. He once dressed as a gangster for a company Halloween party. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Ne…

@ID_AA_Carmack I always use 24 FPS. It minimizes the amount of frames to render, resulting in a 6% more optimized pipeline.

Is there any good reason for cameras to ever suggest 24 fps video? I tend to think that is almost always a poor choice, and users should have to go out of their way to select it. If you are recording something that will be cut into an actual shown-in-a-theater movie, then yes, you need to shoot at 24 fps to match film standards, but nearly all video is actually going to be shown by YouTube and social media on 60 fps displays. 24 fps guarantees not just a low framerate, but an uneven one, as frames get presented in a 3/2 repeated cadence (or worse, a 4/2/2/2 repeat if it gets converted to 30 fps video somewhere along the way). 120 fps displays can show 24 fps video at a constant repeat rate of 5, but I would wager that less than 10% of the video seconds today are in software and hardware properly configured to do that, and you would still be better off with 30 (or 60) fps video. There was a period where some video encoders or decoders could only just barely do 4k at 24 fps and couldn’t manage 30, but I don’t think that is common today.

@charrlysa I don't think identity policing is very Star Trek. I think you are assigning far too much importance to a rigid label, and not considering the vast spectrum of identities that exist. I can imagine Odo dressing you down for this. Humph.

This page from a Flash comic has me losing it. The fact that he made a time traveling boomerang from prison materials, just to steal jewels. Then the revelation that the boomerang is a nuisance to a higher dimension of troglodytes.

01 Jan 2026

@Sentdex @adcock_brett I guarantee the video always cuts because it falls to the ground moments afterward.

on a scale of impressive to theatrics, where do you find the ceo of engine getting kicked by his robot to land @adcock_brett ?

@grimxreefr I would have used that as an excuse to just start beating on him.

@grimxreefr That's something a Tim Robinson character would say. Brilliant.

McDonalds has a new promotion where you can get 10 monopoly codes for free every day, each with a 19% chance of giving you free food. So I’ve been going 2-4 times a day and only getting the 1 free item. I live a block away from the best McDonald’s in town, which makes it feasible

My next video will be a short called “The Perfectly Rational Cannibal Lion Problem”

@wifi_retina Because it's literally poizyn. It's in the name. Do you have a favorite flavor? I'm trying to get myself addicted to animation with some horrible tasting menthol ones that I use while working.

why do zyns make my back hurt

@quadspawning That's a house centipede. They actually eat worse pests like cockroaches.

@posauce95 I definitely got "stylish place to purchase consumer goods" vibes from the Lynx. I resent such places for their efforts to extract my precious capital so insidiously.

Been thinking about when Gainesville got “worse” and while I’m not sure it’s this I do think the Lynx brought a socio-spiritual corrosive energy. It’s almost for Gainesville what the elephants foot is to Chernobyl, radiating carcinogenic white-lib treatler particles all over town

@rabbitcrime I never saw one that color before... mine is clear.

a successful night all thanks to the energy i charged into my j.o. crystal

Despicable Me 4 was pure, undiluted weaksauce. I watched it for the Mega Minions powerscaling feats and it made me realize that the franchise isn't what it used to be.

I made a video about this.

Andrew Hussie was 29 when he started homestuck. There is still time.

I'm writing for a video about a world where the Minions were active during WW2. All the reading I've done on the subject has made me extremely depressed and reconsidering the entire idea.